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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Why can’t this kind of girl exist?! Do you know how fast I would ask to date her?!
-Dabi
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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i heard boarderlands is a good series.
anyone got video game recs?
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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and with that, I am going to bed.
-Dabi
I'm sorry but.. this man looks like he would hide in your closet and watch you. He'd have his vermillion eyes on you and your precious body 24/7 of the god damn day. He'd sit in your closet while you do whatever you're doing and masturbate to you. The thought of feeling your insides and just you in general makes his cock harder.
I'm sure he'd also masturbate to the scent of you, he'd grab your shirt, pants, panties, etc. and inhale your scent while jerk himself off. He'd also cum on your clothing too. I'm sure you won't mind.~
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Also look at him! He's so handsome, I don't care if he'd try and kill me dude, I'd give this man so much love and affection. He deserves the world. 💙💙💙💙💙
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Day 1 and 2
You mean people like my blog? Huh. Anyway, haven't been posting a lot about me, just some memes I find on here, my apologies. I guess I should start on how my days went? Yeah, that sounds about right. My schedule is pretty hectic so, here's the schedule for reference:
10pm-5am: Insomnia kicks in full gear, cant fucken sleep. 
6am-12pm: Finally I can get sleep
7am: Shiggy sends Toga to jump on me to wake me up, because there's a meeting.
8am-8:30am: Meeting goes on, and mostly its about nothing. 
9:00am: Breakfast, Kuroguri makes breakfast because he...just does. 
10am-12pm: Raids, missions, stuff like that. 
1pm-9pm:Somehow I am able to sleep, and I sleep for those 8 hours only. 
Now, I may only get 8 hours of sleep, but I will not hesitate to burn you into a crisp if you fucken try me. 
Both days were pretty boring, fighting heroes, raiding shit, you know the usual. I was really hoping for something to happen, because at that point, I could have fallen asleep in the fucken alleyway. Then, some wannabe heroes showed up and tried to arrest me. Finally, some fucken action. Needless to say, thy lost their limbs. 
-Dabi
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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I uh.....
*Dabi.exe has stopped*
-Credit to original creator-
-Dabi
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★ 【麻先みち】 「 オベロン 」 ☆ ⊳ oberon (fate/grand order) ✔ reprinting permitted (3.11.22) ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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God damn it guys
-Dabi
Shigaraki: How late is Dabi now?
Kurogiri : Two and a half hours.
Shigaraki : How did this happen? I had Toga wake him up at eight and pretend it was eleven.
Spinner : I gave him that fake schedule that said we were meeting at nine instead of noon.
Twice : Oh, and I set his phone and all his watches and clocks to say PM when it’s really AM!
Mr Compress : Oh boy, we may have overdone it.
Dabi : [barges in] WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT!?
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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So...Still haven’t told him I accidentally murdered blue by starving him...
-Dabi
Dabi : We are gathered here today-
Twice : *sobs*
Dabi : To honor the life-
Shigaraki : And death.
Twice : *sobs harder*
Dabi : Of Blue, someone who meant much to us all. He was family. A victim of...uh...
Twice : *sobs some more*
Shigaraki : This is pathetic. I’m going to my room.
Toga comforting Twice : Don’t be so rude! This is a funeral!
Shigaraki : For a fish.
Mr compress : Shut up. Both of you. Spinner, start the music again.
Spinner : Sure thing.
Dabi : Blue was only 3 weeks old when he was tragically taken from us.
Twice : *wails*
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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I kid you not, this has happened on a mission. 
-Dabi
Shigiraki, after winning a fight : It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy.
Dabi : Real combat is NOT like a video game.
Spinner, in the background : Hey, coins!
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Advice: Burn them alive
(don’t actually, but you have taste dude.)
-All credit goes to original blogger-
-Dabi
so i went to hot topic today and got some bnha tees (a dabi, a LOV, and the big 3), and I showed them to my parents and they said Dabi looks like an ostrich
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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I can confirm that this did happen, and I feel no shame at all.
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-Dabi
*In a fight with the LOV*
Dabi: Do you have any last words, hero?
Sero: You, you are the one who killed Candace!
Everyone: ...oh no.
Dabi: Who...who's Candace?
*Camera cuts at Sero in the hospital with third degree burns all over his body and Bakugou wheezing in the background*
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Both, both is good. 
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-Dabi
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is this about hawks or endeavor u decide
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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I kid you not, Kuroguri is planning to get Shiggy Nintendo Sports for his birthday and I am 100% going to record that dumbass throwing his controller against the wall, or better yet, accidentally disintegrating it.  
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-Dabi
Can't wait for the new generation of people throwing their joycons across the room on accident while playing Nintendo Sports
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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The most accurate image of Shigaraki’s Family.
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-Dabi
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Source: PTSD Radio | Kouishou Rajio| 後遺症ラジオ
by Masaaki Nakayama
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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I swear to god Shiggy or Spinner would do this. 
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-Dabi
Georgia man jailed after spending $60K of covid disaster relief on a Pokémon card
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The shiny Charizard is now owned by the U.S. government, and will be auctioned.
A Georgia man, Vinath Oudomsine, 31, was sentenced to 36 months in federal prison after pleading guilty to Wire Fraud. Oudomsine lied to a government loan program that was set up to provide covid disaster relief, claiming he ran an 'entertainment services' business with 10 employees during the pandemic, and received a loan of $85,000 in August 2020.
Five months after receiving the loan, in January 2021, Oudomsine spent $57,789 of the money on a first-edition shiny Charizard card from the Pokémon TCG.
Oudomsine's claim was subsequently investigated and... a wild Federal prosecutor appeared! As well as the prison sentence, he has to pay a $10,000 fine and restitution of the full $85,000. Per the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Georgia "Oudomsine agreed to forfeit the Pokémon card—'Charizard'—as part of the prosecution."
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Shiggy trying to do a puzzle. Why is he like this?
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-Dabi
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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First thing I see is this. Maybe this was a good idea...
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-Dabi
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Mangaka: Kasetsu Makoto
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dabisdailylife · 2 years
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Introductions
So...Kuroguri said blogging out my feelings would help ease my stress and my anger issues. I guess I should introduce myself. Names Dabi, or Touya, but I go by Dabi these days. I like arson, because its fun. I strongly dislike my family and Keigo, Especially Keigo. Hmm, I really don’t know what else I like...Its sort of odd just expressing myself and not expecting a reply. Whatever.
-Dabi
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