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Alex
24 | terrified of the dark likes black | bi i guess
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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
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i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good
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Baby face
Me:*was born late 90s*
Also Me: *looks like a 17 year old*
That cashier at a new 7/11: *staring at the basket of alcohol I struggled to arranged on the belt* ID?
Me: *🥹🥹🥹*
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Incorrect CoD Part 3 - The MW2 guys as black cats
feat. discreet shipping
Twitter shyerue_
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Listen, if I have to get my heart broken on a Sunday morning by a Maglor who survived until the modern days and is now using cats to replace his brothers, you all have to suffer with me!
I found this on Pinterest and have no idea who the original artist is, and the reverse image search did not help. So, whoever you are, good job on the angst!
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Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the planet Venus. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.
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Why does my back and my people pleasing, perfectioning inner child relate so much?
#it is 2:30 am#its only tuesday#bending hurts#stretching pain#one time i slept at 5pm on a saturday and woke up at 11pm#ran in a panick to the living room#was assured by my parents its not even sunday#was also told I am no longer required to work saturdays
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I would like to unsubcribe from adulthood
#im tired#sleep#feels like a nap#my back hurts#i discover new parts of my body everyday#im in pain#i would like to be a child#no responsibilities#no bills#just#joy
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I made my crayons do the do
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
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In university freshman year, I sincerely believed it was a great idea to drink coffee before every class
1 cup each subject
From the cheap ass vendo
No one knows if its ever cleaned
It gets restocked every 7:30am by someone from the night class
I started vibrating by cup 4
By the sixth I was just calm
So so calm
Pretty sure I started seeing sounds thought
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Baby faced
You get IDed for like existing
People think you're a lost child but you're just truly shit at directions
Younger people think they're older than you and same aged people joke you look old enought to be their child
Not my problem, habibi, if you're 21 going looking old enough to have a wife and five children
Dating is so hard cause people think you're cat fishing them but you're sincerely just trying to not have your nosy extended families blind date you to infinity
Buying anything marketed for adults is like playing "who's that pokemon?™️"
It's me the residence ID, the passport and autheticated birth certificate folded into shreds
Yes, my friend, we ARE the same age isn't that so shocking?
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Being an adult is weird
Like no one realky tells u how to act 'cept your parents but they don't count much.
Crying child?
You're the adult. You deal with it.
New hire old enough to be ur child if u had a child at that age
Tbh ur age gap is not that great but your expectations are high for their age. You start to question if they were dropped on the head as children? Why cant they be as naive as u at work? Why do they fight so hard against this toxic nonsense?
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I collect books but my books also collect dust
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I will never forgive The Rings of Power for turning ny boy Tyelpë into an old man 🥲
Like, Tyelpë is younger than Galadriel, kid was probably the last of the elves to be born in Valinor before the darkening along with Idril and Orodreth and those people who didn’t bother to open a book and check the timeline made him into an old guy.
Also, Gil Galad, why the fuck does my boy Gil looks older than Galadriel? Gil was born in fucking Beleriand, Gil’s is easily almost two thousand years younger than Galadriel. Like, at most Gil is three hundred years older than Elrond.
Like, I get they wanted to have an “action girl” in the series but like, why Galadriel? They could have used Celebrian and could have tied it up with a lighthearted love story for Elrond. Also the whole Celeborn erasure is shit, Celeborn who was the one who gave the name Galadriel to Artanis. Celeborn who’s been a himbo married to his girlboss since the first age.
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON MY BOY FINROD. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LUXURIOUS HAIR?!? TOLKIEN DID NOT SPEND AGES IN HIS BOOK TALKING ABOUT FINROD’S AWESOME HAIR FOR IT TO BE DISREGARDED IN SUCH WAY. ALSO THE WAY THE BUTCHERED MY BOY’S DEATH?!? FINROD DIDNT TEAR A WEREWOLF APART WITH HIS TEETH FOR NOTHING?!?
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