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cyngetorix · 2 years

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HI DAD

"Aaah... hello... young one...!"

#ic #asks #anonymous #lmao he like 'MORE KIDS?? oh god oh no...'

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cyngetorix · 2 years

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GROANS WITH A BIG STRETCH--

“Oh, alright... I sahpose this old man’s nap time is over...”

#ic #dont ask just enjoy lmao #*blows the dust off this blog*

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cyngetorix · 2 years

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wake up you lazy drunkard its the anniversary of or liberation >:v

#>:v >:v >:v #or close enough #i probs missed the exact date already lmao #update: nvm u got a week to drag ur ass outta bed or else >:v

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cyngetorix · 2 years

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i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

#legit just logged in to throw this out rq then bail again lmaooo #;musings

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cyngetorix · 3 years

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You know I'm obliged to fondle your butt now right

"Oy, hol' on! No drink first?"

#;ic #;asks #icantlose #nsfw *#;crack #// o boi xD

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cyngetorix · 3 years

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Yo have you heard of a frog named Beltino Toad? I think you two should meet up and chat and hit it off

"Rings a bell, though I think I also vaguely remember giving 'im a start with my, ah, magic tricks when I first visited General Pepper and company... buuut, if ya think so, then maybe it's been long enough that he'll give me a second chance by now. Hehe~"

#;ic #;asks #anonymous #// WHO IS THIS #YA'LL CAN'T JUST TEASE ME LIKE THIS AND HIDE THAT'S NOT FAIR #FLSJEIKSODJE

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cyngetorix · 3 years

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[X] Has Appeared!

"I'm never gon ta live this down, am I?"

#;ic #;dash games #nsfw *#// randy has such untapped thot potential and im only just now realizing it

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cyngetorix · 3 years

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A friend of mine pointed out that Krystal’s outfit in Star Fox Adventures looked similar to Randorn’s in Dinosaur Planet……… so I made a joke that he was the original damsel in distress.

Now here he is, striking one of her iconic poses 😁😂

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cyngetorix · 3 years

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Me: this edible ain’t shit Also me, five minutes later: