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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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Tubbo: Badboyhalo got me into the american health system. God if you want to have a cracking conversation talk to Badboyhalo, he knows his shit boss man

this is true!! he has so much life experience people don't appreciate his wisdom enough

#badboyhalo #tubbo #king #queue

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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*starts smacking dsmp villains* QUIT SMILING, MOTHERFUCKERS

#queue

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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The Eggpire, and why they are the coolest villain group in the SMP

The Eggpire is personally one of my favorite groups of people on the entire smp. The Eggpire I’m currently referring to consists of Ponk, Bad, Antfrost, Punz, and Skeppy. They’re the ones who are clearly working for the Crimson, and are generally percieved by others in the SMP as corrupted.

Part of why I love them so much is their clear alignment. They are perhaps the most obvious ‘villains’ in the current season. There’s no moral greyness with them, only the tragedy of the consumed as they serve their master. They’re predictable, and you can tell others view them as a threat. Don’t break the vines, don’t disrespect the egg, avoid them at all cost.

The Eggpire is also currently winning in the “group” part of “group dynamic”. There are other alliances on the SMP, but it has been a while since one solid group of people were working together to defend or protect something. Even in the Doomsday War the defenders of L’Manburg were conflicted–Niki burned the tree herself, Eret was working with people who he had betrayed once before, Punz was an active spy. The Eggpire has a solid foundation of people working together, and their internal workings are interesting. Every member has their own specific role.

Badboyhalo, the Corrupter

Bad, despite what he says about there being no hierarchy within the Eggpire, calls all the shots. He is the largest threat and the start of the Crimson’s spread. He found the Egg, brought others to it, protected it when the vines first began to surface. He takes the most active role in the corruption of others and trying to further the Eggpire’s goals. He’s one of the main three fighters in the Eggpire, and the other two tend to follow his lead and let him speak.

Bad being a demonic creature himself adds an extra layer of awesome to his character. While he was uncorrupted his soul jar (Skeppy) was taken by the Egg, and the…bathwater stream happened. That was a hot mess, HOWEVER, afterwards it actually became kind of cool. Bad saying that “no matter what he could do, he couldn’t fix Skeppy”, implies that his character is in fact capable of magic and was trying, over and over, to return his best friend to who he was originally and kept messing up. Only after his actions failed did he willingly corrupt himself and become the main villain of the Egg arc.

Antfrost, the Caretaker

Antfrost…I absolutely adore corrupted!Antfrost. He was the first person, after Bad, to become attached to the Egg. He was ruthless before he was turned–he even suggested killing Skeppy in order to remove the corruption from him. Now he’s actively serving an eldrich abomination. He follows Bad around silently and writes messages to people in languages they can’t understand. He’s a “professional hunter” (that scene gave me chills) and Bad’s righthand man.

Before the Crimson Antfrost ran an animal sanctuary. He’s still keeping an eye on the animals, but now most of his attention seems to have transferred to the Egg. He seems to have the most active affection for the egg, making sure to feed it and even kissing it once. The aesthetic of a chaotic evil catboy in a nice suit who has no moral compass but does have an undeniable fondness for the Bloodvines growing everywhere is just… *chefs kiss*

Punz, the Guard

Punz, as a character is very well done. He’s been one of the most chill on the server for a while, only actively involving himself in conflicts when A) one of his pets has died, or B) Dream told him to. He’s loyal; once he has a directive he will accomplish it. Dream himself knew if he hired Punz to guard L’Manburg, Punz would guard L’Manburg and kill anyone who left the walls for as long as Dream wanted him to.

Now Punz is guarding the Egg itself. He isn’t as actively threatening as Bad and Ant–he was able to have a completely normal conversation with Tommy, for example, while Tommy is actively terrified of Bad and Ant. Punz is only a danger when he’s called to be, otherwise he’s just a chill guy who doesn’t seem concerned that he has red eyes, or that the thing he’s working for is actively spreading across the entire server.

Ponk, the Voice

Ponk spent a lot of time around the Egg. He even planted a seed in his own casino, named it, and yet managed to turn it into something else. He was left on top of it for days, and came out completely unscathed. He originally began working with the Eggpire purely for pain au’ chocolate and bought contacts from Amazon in order to blend in with them. He doesn’t give a shit.

Correction: he didn’t give a shit until his boyfriend cheated on him. Ponk got corrupted purely out of spite and facilitated the beginning of a war between the Egg and the server’s local builder god. He’s a semi-psychic amputee and the caretaker of a graveyard. He has the most unique interaction with the Egg.

Skeppy, the Heart

Skeppy is Badboyhalo’s living soul jar and probably the most wholly corrupted in the entire server. He spent an entire day inside the Egg and came out with no desires except for it. We’ve seen him the least out of every Eggpire member, but he’s had the most effect on the plot. He’s the Crimson’s leverage over Badboyhalo. If being logged out means a character is canonically asleep, then Skeppy has been sleeping for months. Practically in a coma, until the Egg needs him.

cc!Skeppy says that they have more planned for his character, so I’m very much looking forward to seeing what will happen when the Egg decides it needs him. He was probably the weakest Eggpire member, but who knows what he’s capable of now?

The Crimson Itself:

The Crimson is a problem you can’t get rid of. The bloodvines spread without anyone being near them; they grow back as soon as they’ve been cut. Just hurting the Egg can kill you, although they retconned Sam’s death due to Crimson damage. To quote Badboyhalo: “If you break the Egg, it bites you back.”

The absolute coolest thing about the entire Egg arc, in my opinion, is how hard it is to keep an eye on the big picture. We as viewers get wrapped up in what’s happening right now. Hannah was trapped in the Egg, now she’s escaped. There were vines in Sam’s base, now they were broken. The Eggpire attacked Foolish’s base, then he scared them away. Then you pull back and remember, it is just a an egg. We have no idea what its plans are, or what it’s capable of. Someday comes the Red Banquet, and that’s when the real storm breaks.

#badboyhalo #skeppy #antfrost #punz #ponk #SO TRUE !!!! I LOVE TBIS POST #queue

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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you ever think about c!bad taking care of a young c!sapnap?

like, bad (9 foot tall, demon) finds this child (small, unknown age) paddling around in a lava pool as he’s traversing the nether and just — flips his shit, probably? i mean personally if i found an unsupervised child splish-splashing around in the hell dimension i’d go kinda apeshit myself.

so bad scoops up this little fuckin sparky gremlin child, and the kid isn’t scared of him. this little firecracker (small, unknown age) doesn’t flinch away from the hands of a literal demon (9ft tall, Literal Demon I Cannot Stress This Enough). instead the kid giggles and makes a game of hiding himself in the folds of bad’s cloak. it’s...different. the kid is cute, and bad cant just leave a child unsupervised in the hell dimension so he takes him home to the regular world of greenery and sky and water.

do you ever think about their first rain together? were they sitting in bad’s house, waiting for something in the furnace to cook when the clouds opened up? did sapnap freak the fuck out because Sky Water What The Muffin? maybe the giant, shadowy demon crouched down low and stretched a dark claw out of the door, his palm faced upwards and collecting raindrops.

“see? it’s safe,”

and little sapnap reached his hand out too (pink and small and with those weird-but-endearing proportions that younger kids have) and mimicked his self-elected guardian. do you think he laughed at the curious drops splashing in his palm, so different from the pops of lava he’s so used to? did he wait barely a moment after the first raindrops hit his fingers before he jumped out into the rain completely? did he shriek for joy and stomp in muddy puddles? how long did bad spend chasing him around in the storm, telling him to come back inside because running around in the cold and wet could make him sick?

i mean, bad (9ft tall, demon) could’ve easily caught sapnap (small, unknown age) but the kid was having so much fun that he just didn’t have the heart to take him back inside by force.

maybe the food in the furnace burnt. maybe sapnap was still giggling when he finally came inside, dripping rainwater onto the floor boards. maybe that was the moment bad decided to look after sapnap for as long as he’d let him.

#badboyhalo #sapnap #queue #THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! DADBOYHALO

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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self indulgent bbh stimboard I made cus I got bored oo yuh get it ig

x x x

#badboyhalo #stimboard #USER DISCOUNTSKEPPY YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MADE A BANGER POST

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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by the way purpled has literally been looping montero for almost four days at this point and his spotify updates account is on their last canon life

#purpled #TUSGGUFDGSSFFSJCUCKYRCCUSKVSUVSUTVSUTVUSTVTDIIVTDLITD #ME TOO PURPLED ME TOO

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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* drops art and runs *

(i have so much art,, so much)

(i’ll post it all sooner or later)

(i forgot queue was a thing i’ll probably do that)

#badboyhalo #captainpuffy #art #FAVE #!!!!!

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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something happened. might be inactive. sorry

#nothing on here just personal stuff #cute.txt

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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bee hybrid!punz real in ur inbox

-homophobicpunz

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BEE PUNZ !!!! THANK U 💞💖💞

#art #submission #homophobicpunz #TY !!!!!#glad i came back on tumblr to find this masterpiece

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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today is a great day to love and appreciate harvey tapL

#tapl #trueeee

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

lil happyduo thing insp by @cuteboyhalo's deity au n rlly,,, all of their hcs ksdlflsd

#skeppy #badboyhalo #ART #FAVE #QKJEJWJRIWIFIAIFOW ITS THEM !!!!!#GOD!DREAM AU #<- TECHNICALLY ?#THAIFKSNFJSKF I FEEL HONORED

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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this is their whole dynamic i think

#quackity #badboyhalo #art #FAVE #I LOVE UR ART KAKFKWJD <33

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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@ anon if u happen to see this, i didn't watch the latest ttsmp D: but i will try my best to figure out what happened so i can still do the request !! just might take a little

#srry D:#not mcyt

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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Bee hybrid c!Punz supremacy

#punz #YES !!!!!!

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cuteboyhalo · 3 years

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Skephalo Week 2021

Hi! Welcome to Skephalo Week, a weeklong event from April 11th-April 17th dedicated to creating fanworks centered around the Happy Duo!

Timeline (see the more detailed schedule here):