English added by me :)

Me if I were a dog

guess who made a wargame with thirteen thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine unit statblocks

2022. still proud of this one btw <3

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

New timezone just dropped, Coordinated Lunar Time (LTC).

I'll meet you at moon noon.

"the coolest fantasy archetype is the normal human guy who's just so good at physical combat that he can keep up with everyone else" wrong, it's actually the wizard who suddenly reveals they can do that

Do you have a ‘guilty pleasure’ piece of media (that you’re willing to share, at least), or are you free of shame about all the media you like? (If so, then I envy you)

I like Kill la Kill and Gurren Lagann. The indomitable human spirit gets to me

whats up with the emerald tablet? whats up with it?

It's one of the most corrupted and poorly translated magical texts in all of history. If someone tells you they know what it means, they are lying to you.

Every dog with Republican owners today.

YOOOOOO

John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood