LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.
DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!
AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.
IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”
WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK
CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.
AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.
I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
No "show results", if you're not a fanfic writer just be patient.
I saw a post about an anon saying it was embarrasing to have an ao3 account in your 30s (it's absolutely not), so I want to do a poll and see what the age range actually is.
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
The more I think about it the more I realize that Camila is in a worst situation than she was in canon. As a witch her daughter runs the risk of being cast out as a wild witch and being imprisoned or worse
this makes her efforts for her daughter to conform to society be cast in a tragic light and may cause her to take drastic measures to ensure her daughter’s safety
for your inverted fate au
what is this version of Camila like and how would her story in escaping expulsion, reaching out, and clouds on the horizon play out
OKAG SO. CAMILA AND HER VIBES.
I cannot stress enough that even though she’s technically in the role of both Odalia and Alador she’s literally just canon toh Camila but a witch. She’s a great mom but she struggled growing up in the coven ruled system and doesn’t want her smart and talented and silly daughter to struggle too, especially after She lost her husband and Luz’s dad. So she makes some decisions that aren’t the best but are well meaning and made out of fear rather than as a punishment or a means of control, MUCH like sending Luz to camp in the show. (More below the cut)
In escaping expulsion I’m thinking that she has a meeting with the principal and the gang (I’m considering switching Bump with the three eyed :3 mouth monster lady but she doesn’t have a name) and is like “Luz, I love your creativity, but all the trouble that you keep getting into isn’t okay.” and she’s worried about these kids she’s hanging out with!! However they just get suspended instead of expelled. But I’m thinking that amity’s headstrong dramatic ass would go to the Noceda house and be like “MRS NOCEDA. ILL STRIKE A DEAL WITH YOU AND PROVE THAT WE ARE IN FACT GOOD FOR LUZ AND ILL HELP WITH YOUR BEASTKEEPING JOB TO DO IT!!! Luz is a sweet girl and this isn’t fair!!!” And Camila is already like “oh this girl is so nice to do this maybe I misjudged her and her friends, I should-” in her head but Amity goes and does stuff anyway before she can respond and shenanigans ensue LOL but it ends really well
I’m not sure about reaching out quite yet but I know that COTH would be like. Nixing everything about Odalia’s bullshit and be Camila being a badass mom against the throne (the mats)
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
This post is old, but you are STILL ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF TUMBLR STAFF in an emergency: this just happened to me recently. All you have to do is email
[email protected]
and they will handle the situation for you.
Thanks for passing this along, guys!!
xo Kate
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