i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!

“not everyone would be so comfortable with having fangs pierce their neck” well i would. Move over

no more situations i've had enough

Yeah yeah you wanna fuck that old man, but are you prepared for him to send you memes you've already seen? What about dad jokes? You ready to give backrubs every night because his old man back is hurting after fucking you senseless?

i want and i want and i ache and i crave and i want and i want and i

Hi.

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 I really wanted the “😳😏 hello there. How are you? Are you well?” gif 😂😂😂

anyone elses spotify wrapped show this screen??

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

gotta say that old man sure was on my mind today... sigh

sorry to keep going on about this but I want that old man so much I am slowly going insane over it

That old man is gonna fuck me. 💌

Lying in bed thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

that guy from that show sure has done a number on me

“are u ok” i crave the touch of a fictional character whose hand I’ll never hold

i am completely fine in an “i have been mentally unwell for years” kinda way