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robert small from dream daddy. written by stiles.
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"That depends on what your answer is to me asking you out." Said as if it was the most simple idea. "The fruit they give you with everything is really good. If that helps."
". . . is this your way of asking me out? is that what's happening here?" a pause. "-- 'cause you may have won just with the mention of snacks."
#compatiissante#( * interactions. ⟩ ❛ did you think i was gonna stab you just now? ❜ )#( * queue. ⟩ ❛ procrastinate until you die. ❜ )#wine and cheese /and/ the good fruits ?? they're gonna have such a good time
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mythic quest sentence starters. these lines of dialogue have been taken from season one of apple tv's mythic quest. feel free to change pronouns as needed!
are you familiar with ... ducktales?
a thousand apologies my liege.
if you're not gay you have to leave.
i grew up an only child and it was a very lonely existence.
no my weakness is my shoulders, you know this.
i cannot solve clinical depression with a cookie.
today i decided to jump on the crazy train!
what the fuck are you talking about?
have you lost your fucking mind?
i'm just not familiar with this.
you're right, i don't like when you talk about your personal life.
sometimes the fireman has to grab the hose and put out the fire alone.
you are ... you are a dick!
i totally took your agency. felt good.
that's not what i'm going for.
i've been obliterated.
you give yourself a cookie for doing your job? that is so sad.
weird and unnatural ... and against god.
oh i ain't gonna eat that piece of shit.
let's not do teats.
you want my hair?
shut the freak up.
i guess some people have it and some people don't.
oh c'mon man, don't be such a dick.
he payed me a thousand dollars to say that.
i'm annoying?
so this is where sad fantasy meets shrived reality.
oh! there's the man of the hour.
okay i need to sit down.
you okay buddy?
well that was super weird.
i know what you're doing and it's gonna stop now!
it's all about the hate watch now right? the hate like, the hate follow, the hate ... hate. people really miss public executions.
gimmie a giggle.
i don't really giggle.
i'm not giving something away without getting something out of it. that's insane.
i'm just trying to do what's right here!
why are you like this? were you not hugged as a child?
it's dumb, i hate it, and i want it to end.
why are you so boring?
are you still piecing this together?
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Send me 🛌 to crawl into bed with my muse!
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kissing a boys neck from behind. hands on his waist. pulling his ass against you. listening to his breathing get louder as you slide a hand up his shirt and a hand down his pants
#( * desires. ⟩ ❛ don’t threaten me with a good time. ❜ )#( * isms. ⟩ ❛ don't mistake me for an adult. ❜ )#robert will be thinking about this far too much <3
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oh ... i thought of robert all disheveled and flushed under sb and 👁👄👁
#( * ooc. ⟩ ❛ stop posting. shut up. ❜ )#the mental image hit me like a vision and i am#currently lowkey screaming because of it#because . genuinely . imagine him all sweaty and a lil flustered#so his cheeks are a lil pink . his hair messed up . and he's sprawled across the bed underneath u like ....#i am now thinking way too much about this...
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Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.
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“First of all, if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. And I almost never throw up. Even when I’m really wasted. And last but not least, I never forget a face.”
#she is an icon . she is a legend . she is the moment <3#.... i've never seen the movie but /still/#( * wanted connections. ⟩ ❛ i’m bisexual so you’re all at risk. ❜ )#( * queue. ⟩ ❛ procrastinate until you die. ❜ )
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Send “What happened!?” for your muse to see mine injured.
alternatively send “Its nothing.” for the reverse.
#( * memes. ⟩ ❛ you said stupid ideas are welcome. ❜ )#he’s stupid enough to get hurt frequently in one way or another
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Send 'Soft gestures' + a number for my muses reaction to yours
Feel free to combine gestures as you see fit!
Brushing hair out of their face
Hugging them from behind
Kissing the nape of their neck
Tickling them
Whispering sweet nothings in their ear
Playing with their hair
Tracing patterns on their skin
Rubbing their back
Cuddling them
Wrap them up in a blanket
Put a scarf around their neck
Help them with a zipper, laces, ect.
Help them with their tie
Help them clasp a necklace around their neck
Trace their scars
Kiss their forehead
Rub their shoulders
Kiss their knuckles
Kiss their fingertips
Caress their face
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POLDARK SENTENCE STARTERS (32/?)
from season 4, episode 5. amend wording as needed!
“how can it be that a man has work yet still can’t afford to feed his family?”
“how does one ever get anything done?”
“so it appears we are heartless brutes!”
“have we met?”
“what a tiresome fellow…”
“i know i worry overmuch.”
“i entirely believe you…”
“you have a taking for her, don’t you?”
“‘tisn’t love… least, not what i recollect of love.”
“that love can never come again.”
“do you not think that my new gown deserves matching slippers?”
“i may be obliged to limit these visits.”
“it will be for the best when i no longer visit at all.”
“‘tis a hard thing to hear, i know.”
“you’re a brave and honest man, and i believe our life together will be good.”
“may i call tomorrow to ask your father’s permission?”
“who are these people?”
“sometimes the last thing one wants is to be reminded of home.”
“i took him for an errant troubadour.”
“i do wonder that such a thing escaped me…”
“suspicion has no place in a marriage.”
“the night is young!”
“well, i have no intention of retiring until i fall asleep the moment i close my eyes.”
“by rights, i should be recompensed.”
“is that new?”
“how can we afford such fine things?”
“you’re too good for me.”
“never did i think to marry such a goddess…”
“come to try your luck, sir?”
“you have a reckless streak?”
“i really am quite hopeless.”
“having nothing to lose, i have nothing to gain.”
“how often we see those with nothing to lose assisting others to lose all they have.”
“you will pay me in full or give me satisfaction!”
“do i look dreadful?”
“i myself discharged the debt.”
“i must repay you.”
“will this become a habit?”
“you seem very far away… where are you?”
“forgive me - i have no wish to intrude.”
“we are taught to be strong, to betray no weakness, but… to be strong is weakness.”
“pain should not be avoided.”
“and may i cheerfully say, the devil take you both!”
“i never thought i’d see you smile again.”
“you’re later than usual…”
“this was no accident.”
“but clearly someone is to blame, and i will not rest until i discover who it is.”
“should i have told him?”
“to jilt a girl on her wedding day?”
“what shall i do?”
“i’m that weary of keeping the peace… i just wish somebody would take care of me.”
“so first you torment me and then you abandon me?”
“i did not weep. i could not.”
“i thought if i could only keep hold of her, i could will her back to life.”
“i had to remove myself from even the possibility of ever feeling that again.”
“you know there’s nowhere like london for numbing the senses.”
“sincere condolences. you must feel the loss keenly.”
“i feel nothing but relief.”
“i loathed him with every bone in my body.”
“please leave me. go away.”
“if it’s too soon, i can come again tomorrow.”
“i’m sick. tainted.”
“it’s done with. ended.”
“please leave me now and never come back.”
“we can’t part like this…”
“the man was a monster!”
“is it a sin to seek happiness for ourselves and others?”
“what a wicked thing to have happened…”
“to think if it had happened only an hour later, we’d be wed now…”
“i wish the world would go away.”
“i believe you misunderstand the principle.”
“you did what you came to do.”
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i've seen what happens when the bad outweighs the good.
The comment had him almost give a full pause before he followed through with raising his drink to his lips. A slow sip before he was turning to face Jemma head on so he could question her properly. "You're making it sound like you're about to reveal a section of your tragic backstory," Robert said, a semi-joke, as an eyebrow quirked upward. (He at least knew better than to assume that Jemma was just joking around, though). "Wanna share your thought process with the class?"
#analyticallyminded#( * answered. ⟩ ❛ got anymore of that wild in ya? ❜ )#( * queue. ⟩ ❛ procrastinate until you die. ❜ )
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Why am I like this
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me: peacefully trying to eat some yogurt
the animals in this house who know I’m the one that feeds them when I’m home: 👁👄👁
#( * ooc. ⟩ ❛ stop posting. shut up. ❜ )#between being harassed my one of the cats to my mom’s dog being glued to me#they followed me downstairs and are now just hovering outside of the kitchen
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐎 👀.
okay so i got like, three books delivered this week, and in anticipation i reread another book that i had, and lads, let me tell ye, it was like quicksand. so now i have a list, some from my head, many from my wonderful friends’ heads, of prompts that basically made us all very soft or very “pleasantly scandalized rich lady from the sixties who just found out a juicy bit of goss about the new neighbor”. i hope ye like them! (DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST. I WILL MAKE A PART TWO. AND THREE. AND FOUR. MANY MANY PARTS. EVENTUALLY. )
[ HAIR ]: sender slowly reaches out to catch a loose strand of the receiver’s hair and tuck it gently and securely back behind their ear, letting their touch linger afterwards. (if the receiver has short hair, then the sender reaches out and gently runs their fingers through their hair to smooth it back.)
[ CLOSE ]: while standing remarkably close to one another, the sender is unable to stop themselves from running their gaze across the receiver’s body, lingering for a moment on their lips, before returning to initiate prolonged, intense eye contact.
[ CHIN ]: as they stand close to one another, the sender hooks a finger and tenderly lifts the receiver’s chin, tilting it up so that they can look at one another, and running a thumb across their skin lightly.
[ THUMB ]: while cupping the receiver’s cheek in their hand, the sender slowly glides their thumb across their cheekbone in a tender, sweeping caress.
[ WOUND ]: upon noticing a recent injury on the receiver’s person, the sender carefully moves closer, running a thumb (or hand) across the wound in a gentle, troubled manner.
[ INHALE ]: while standing in very close quarters to the receiver, the sender shakily inhales with desire/anticipation as they realize how intimately close they are to one another.
[ DANCE ]: when alone together (e.g. the bedroom, the kitchen, literally anywhere once they’re alone) the sender takes the receiver’s hand, and pulls them into a graceful yet intimate dance as a spontaneous act.
[ BARE ]: as they get undressed, the sender gently places a soft, tender kiss against the receiver’s bare shoulder.
[ SCAR ]: noticing a scar on the receiver’s skin, the sender tentatively stops them from covering it up, and rests a gentle, soft kiss over it.
[ FOREHEAD ]: placing a hand on the back of the receiver’s neck, the sender guides them close and rests their foreheads together.
[ PALM ]: taking the receiver’s hand, the sender brings it to their mouth, and places a tender kiss against the receiver’s palm.
[ LINGER ]: taking the receiver’s hand, the sender lifts it to their lips, and gently kisses their knuckles, lingering for a moment before withdrawing.
[ BEHIND ]: upon entering the same room as the receiver, the sender steps behind them, and winds their arms around the receiver’s waist, drawing them close against them.
[ WAIT ]: realizing the receiver is about to leave the room, the sender hastily reaches out and catches their wrist, preventing them from continuing their departure.
[ ARM ]: after holding their hand, the sender releases the receiver, but slowly glides their hand up the full length of their arm, lingering on the upper arm, then the shoulder, then resting their touch against the side of their neck.
[ HOLD ]: while close to the receiver, the sender wordlessly takes a hold of their hand, for no other purpose than to be holding it.
[ PLAY ]: while sitting together, the sender absently lifts the receiver’s hand, idly running their fingertips across the lines of their palms, mapping out every inch of their hand with slow, lazy touches.
[ GUIDE ]: in the process of guiding the receiver through a crowded place, the sender’s hand protectively grazes against the small of their back
[ TOUCH ]: while touching the receiver’s waist, the sender’s hand briefly dips beneath the hem of their shirt, skimming briefly across the bare skin of their waist.
[ CUP ]: bringing both hands up to cup the receiver’s face, the sender draws them in closer to them in order to get a better look at their face.
[ TUG ]: the sender tugs the receiver close against them by resting a hand against the small of their back, pulling them flush against their body.
[ HUSH ]: while standing close to one another and hiding from pursuers, the sender reaches up and places a finger against the receiver’s lips to prevent them from speaking and revealing their location.
[ WRAP ]: when sitting astride a horse/motorcycle/etc. together, the sender reaches back, takes the receiver’s wrists, and gently pulls their arms around the sender’s waist in an embrace designed to keep the receiver safe, despite feeling remarkably intimate.
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* 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 : 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟒.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ i love this one. ”
“ it’s trash, lowbrow horror. ”
“ since when do you work late? ”
“ i do need a ride tonight. ”
“ i didn’t say anything, weirdo. ”
“ you building a shrine or something? ”
“ some guy went crazy and killed a bunch of people
at the mall last night. ”
“ up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. ”
“ it’s the witch! ”
“ she reaches from beyond the grave, to make good men her wicked slaves! ”
“ you guys are dicks. ”
“ how is that not fun? ”
“ maybe you got a little witch in you. ”
“ you’re dealing again? ”
“ off to claim my place among the stars. ”
“ really looks like they give a damn. ”
“ i didn’t think you were coming. ”
“ there’s no peace found in the past. ”
“ stop acting like i’m the bad guy! ”
“ i didn’t have a choice. ”
“ if you’re really lucky, you’re the one carrying the knife. ”
“ shit is doomed! ”
“ this is definitely a good idea, right? ”
“ shit, are you alive? ”
“ we should not be down here. ”
“ sometimes accidents just happen. ”
“ if you do think of anything, give me a call. ”
“ you won’t stop until you’ve ruined her life completely, will you? ”
“ remind me what’s in it for me again? ”
“ that’s disgusting, you’re disgusting. ”
“ i’m so happy to have the company. ”
“ he had a knife! ”
“ you want anything from the machine? ”
“ stop covering for him! ”
“ you’re out of control! ”
“ somebody planted that. ”
“ you told me to come to you. ”
“ know thy enemy, right? ”
“ would you say he was more dawn of the dead, or night of the living dead? ”
“ i have no idea what came over me. ”
“ you stole a cop’s gun? ”
“ they didn’t believe us. ”
“ i hate to break it to you but normal bitches don’t bleed black fucking blood! ”
“ i always liked this sweater. ”
“ there are people trying to kill us. ”
“ it’s something babysitters make up to scare kids. ”
“ i can’t believe you’re wearing that. ”
“ this is bad, this is really bad! ”
“ your nose… ”
“ i think there’s someone in the woods! ”
“ maybe because it’s not like the movies, okay?! ”
“ what do they do in jaws? ”
“ i’m pretty sure they didn’t go skinny-dipping with the goddamn bait. ”
“ can you help me? ”
“ this is all my fault. ”
“ you make me feel… like me. ”
“ you’re a monster. ”
“ i’m being reasonable. ”
“ you’re not doing this alone. ”
“ the witch wants you dead, so… we kill you. ”
“ fuck it, i’m dying tonight one way or another. ”
“ you’re gonna feel like you’re being fucked by a unicorn. ”
“ we would not be this far if it weren’t for you. ”
“ i couldn’t really see anything. ”
“ i fell on some glass. ”
“ you look like a ghost. ”
“ it’s not over, it’s never over. ”
“ you’re not safe. ”
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me after having one & a half drinks: hm … eepy time
#( * ooc. ⟩ ❛ stop posting. shut up. ❜ )#I mean it is like an hour until I usually go to bed#but also whenever I go with my mom to this one place in town#the drinks are so strong & I am a sleepy drunk tbh
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