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MCU Muses
indie 18+ multimuse for various characters from the MCU and XMCU.
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written by malakh (he/they), 25, scottish.
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tony having a mental breakdown
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✂ "Now. Before you fall down. Thirty-six hours on your feet is too many hours."
✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down // in which malakh writes while sleep deprived, like some kind of method actor
"Don't be an old lady, I'm fine. You know my record's four days?" Stark's eyes are fever-bright in the way of the desperately sleep deprived. Too long with too little sleep and you stop feeling tired and start feeling kind of like a god. Tony doesn't feel like a god yet, but he's getting there. He could do anything.
But Banner is still looking at him and there's only so long Tony can ignore those eyes of his, so he does exactly what he doesn't want to do, which is start closing down the billion holographic tabs he has open.
He knows if he sits down right now he's going to want to pass out in a heartbeat.
"You," Tony says, leaning his hands on the back of the chair instead, looking at Bruce with bright-eyed interest, "are bad for productivity, you know that?"
#ic: tony#despairwithwalnuts#[ im so tired KJNKJFNSDN FORGIVE THIS WRITING ]#[ tony: stares really hard at him (gay) ]
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yeah
Thinking of changing my Sirius fc to Danny Ramirez (aka Joaquin Torres). But also there is literally only one person on the planet to give me proper Sirius Black vibes and I can’t use that person as a fc because they are a friend!!!
#( OOC replies. )#selfies for ts//#[ post-azkaban sirius over here skdfjnsdjfn ]#[ granted thats from just before i chopped my hair off BUT. ]
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i would love to write but its fuckin 27C in my apartment and i am Dying
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alright now that i’m done writing stark doing WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS i can scurry off to mobile KJNSDKFJD
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⁂ Tony's back hits the wall. There's a fist knotting up his collar.
"Quit. Fucking. Pushing."
Banner's eyes are like reactors. His voice has dropped ten stories and out through the bottom of the earth, dragging out from between his teeth. The vibrations make the reactor buzz in his breastbone.
"You don't want this."
The animal part of his brain is shitting itself a little, because that's just what a mammal brain does when something stronger than it moves it suddenly against its will. The rest of him, though--
Tony is excited. Jittery with it, and shouldn't be, because this is dangerous and he's pushing Banner too far this time, he knows, but if Banner can just see it's okay, he wants this--
Banner's voice drops. Tony's bones rattle, the reactor buzzing uncomfortably in his chest; he's never more aware of how fragile his heart is than when he's reminded of its presence. Banner--at least one of him--could destroy it if he tried hard enough. Literally and figuratively.
"Kinda do, though." He hasn't moved. Banner's fist is tight in his collar and Stark can feel the cold press of the wall against his back, and he doesn't move. "That's sort of the point, I don't go poking bears if I don't want them to bite. You need to learn how to let loose."
And, sure, he isn't Hulk-proof. Who is? But he's at least Hulk-resistant.
#asks#ic: tony#[ tony. tony tony tony. TONY.#RESPECT PEOPLE'S BOUNDARIES CHALLENGE. ]#[ i love writing stupid reckless extremely inconsiderate men. ]#despairwithwalnuts#[ anyway this took me like an hour to write because i was constantly distracted#so if it's disjointed etc tHAT'S WHY ]#[ pretend it's just tony's mind jumping around all over the place ]
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personally i think that at least once a week tony orders Rich People Breakfast for himself and pepper and she just shoves a whole pancake in his mouth at some point to keep him from talking
then tells him to open his mouth so she can pour syrup in there too
#( OOC. )#tony & pepper#[ i just Love Them ]#[ i mean i also think pep deserves better BUT. ]#[ tony is VERY into her being bossy it's horrendous ]
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Undertale Starter Meme
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
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zzapzzaptasers:
cryoasset:
OPEN.
“I’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. Except for all the–everything. Other than that? Nothing.”
Disbelief.
Faux-innocence.
This is, he remembers, why he and Darcy are generally confined to separate labs.
#ic: tony#[ i know this ben and i love you ]#[ im just picturing fuckin banner and whoever else is in the lab just Craving Death whenever these two interact#because you fuckin KNOW they Do Not Get Along bc tony cant handle people not liking him for valid reasons#KJSNDFJKNSDJKN ]
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OPEN.
“I’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. Except for all the--everything. Other than that? Nothing.”
#ic: tony#[ that's it. that's the open starter. ]#[ listen i had dreams about him again last night and im grudgingly answering the call ]
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Tony: [screams]
Bruce: What was that?
Tony: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.
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Making a Sword
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Block of Netherite
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Silverware and scrap metal bird sculpture by Matt Wilson
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