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Nothing but sweet lies today, or is it? || Subaru and Akemi (Valentines Special💕)

A/N: Hello! Happy Valentines y'all!! I haven't been writing AkeSuba a lot but I swear I have a lot in store! Stay tuned!!

“Oh my, Relio-chan. You have quite the haul this year.” Laito exclaimed, his hand on his lips as Akemi stared at the never-ending pile of gifts on her desk, wincing at the sights of reds, pinks, and whites clustered into a monstrous Valentine’s surprise.

Sighing, Akemi picked up the boxes of chocolates placed right in the center of her seat. “I guess there are just some people who don’t like to take a hint, I’m sure you would know about that.” Laito only let out a small chuckle, taking one of a few boxes of sweets on Akemi’s desk, a small clear box of macarons wrapped in a ruby red bow.

“Well then, you don’t mind if I take this? Thank you for your lovely Valentine’s gift to me, Relio-chan.” Akemi only rolled her eyes, swatting Laito away as if he were a mere fly buzzing in her ear as he made his way to his seat, chatting away with the girls surrounding his seat. “Here, let me help you, Akemi.” Asa insisted, her hands swiftly arranging the bouquets of flowers of different kinds. Lilies, daisies, most of them are roses. All of them paled in comparison to the roses in the manor. ‘Maybe I could cut some of them? Place them in my books and preserve the best ones. My bedroom would just smell like flowers and nothing but flowers.’ Akemi thought to herself, wondering if she would want her room to smell like rotting flowers in the first place.

Akemi let out a tired sigh, quiet enough that the students didn’t hear, loud enough that her older sister could hear... “Thank you so much… there’s always too much of them.” Akemi mumbled out, her voice low as a whisper. The last thing she wants right now is to be called ungrateful by her peers for not accepting gifts she never asked for.

What’s wrong with you? They put so much effort into you. They have such poor taste if they like someone as inconsiderate as you, blah blah blah…

‘Well, none of them know what I want because they don’t put the effort into knowing me, so screw you.’

Asa noticed the blank look in Akemi’s eyes, lost in her thoughts. “Hey, look at me, it’s all right. You don’t need to accept all of them, just take whatever you want.” Asa assured, rubbing Akemi’s back in small circles with her finger. “Hmm, there might be something for Amaya here… it’s funny that they mixed up our tastes in sweets.”

‘It’s funnier that they don’t know I have a sweet tooth. Amaya is the one that likes that 100% cacao dark chocolate. She pretty much likes everything.’

Asa let out a small laugh. “We would have enough chocolate to satisfy Kanato at least a month. No, I think it won’t last a week.” Akemi smiled, a certain gift seemed to catch her eye amidst the pile of valentines. She wanted to laugh, the gift was so over the top that it took her back to old memories.

The gift was a cylinder-shaped box, it’s pale green exterior helped it stand out from the bright reds and is carefully wrapped in a baby pink bow. With her eyebrow raised in amusement, Akemi marveled at the pulled at the soft ribbon, opening the box’s cover to feel a bottle wrapped in silk. Akemi looked at the card to find a name embossed on the paper, it was a boy in Shu’s class, like many others, he is from a rich family, and other than that, there is almost nothing special between him and many boys before him.

‘Well, someone went all out for me.’ Akemi mused while unwrapping the silk to reveal a pretty pink bottle adorned with pom pom to match. ‘Sweet like candy? So expensive.’ Curious at the intricate surprise, Akemi spritzed some of the perfume to her wrist and neck and took a whiff. She winces at the strong scent emanating from her wrist and put the bottle away.

‘Such a girlish and sugary fragrance… definitely not my type.’

One gift after the other, Akemi’s face remained passive, no disgust clouding her features, no gushing over stuffed animals adorned in hearts and stitched together with pink and red fabrics. The pile of gifts never seemed to end, always finding a rose, a letter, or a box of chocolates added to the pile or given during class as a proclamation of love, forcing her to accept it politely while the teacher attempts to settle the class down. Each present screaming desperation with its gaudy decorations in hopes to be her taste.

What everyone considers as a holiday to celebrate love felt nothing but a sham in Akemi’s eyes. The constant back and forth of gifts and expecting your feelings to be reciprocated. Mountains and mountains of expectations and hopes of reciprocated feelings that teenager mistake for love fall heavy on the vampire’s shoulders. Even when she simply wants to return to the limousine, Akemi still smells a human lurking by.

“Akemi-senpai, um… I like you, please accept this.”

Batting her eyes, Akemi took the letter and a box of chocolates from the young man’s hands, avoiding his touch. “Oh, you’re too kind.” She thanked him, cupping her hand to her cheek, acting like the blushing maiden that people have envisioned her to be. Blushing with pride, the young man bid her goodbye as she made her way to the limousine, not even sparing a glance at him or a lingering gaze. Reiji looks up from his book to glare at the easy stride of his cousin as sits down and plops the gift on her lap with almost no care in the world or for the heartfelt present.

“Don’t look at me like that, I’m not up to any swindling with any of those bastards.” Akemi assured, rolling her eyes at Reiji’s disapproval.

Footsteps grew louder as it made its way to the limousine, a flash of raven hair peeks from the limousine’s door, hiding dark blue eyes. “Akemi! I got a lot of chocolate pocky today!” Amaya exclaimed in delight, hoisting several paper bags into the air, Akemi could not help but to chuckle the sight. “Congrats, Amaya, we can have lots of sweets that can lasts us a month or so.” Akemi laughed as her younger sister wraps her arms around her pale slender neck, nuzzling it and inhaling the new sweet scent that surrounds her.

“Ehhh? Did you get to have perfume as a gift from one of the guys for Valentine’s? I’m jealous.” Amaya feigned a pout, her eyes drifting to the box that lay at Akemi’s feet alongside other flowers and chocolates. “You can have it if you like, it would be a pity if we threw it away,” Akemi recommended, picking up the cylinder box. “Really? You sure?” Akemi gave a small nod at Amaya as she was opening the last box of chocolates she got from the boy near the limousine. The chocolates looked handmade and molded into small hearts and wrapped individually in origami paper.

Before Akemi could eat the chocolate, she frowned and brought one of the chocolates to her nose and took a whiff. Her fingers made haste as she unwrapped the chocolates one by one, placing them back into their place once she laid them bare.

“Have you finally gone stupid? Do eat that chocolate already.” Reiji snapped at Akemi, who was paying no mind to him, finally pulling the chocolate apart with her fingers. “Seriously? This again? What did she do this time? Did Akemi breathe too hard for your liking?” Amaya protested as Akemi breaks the chocolate open, revealing a razor blade, the ones you could find in a store to cut paper with precision.

Whilst Reiji watches Akemi with a calculating gaze, her expression remained impassive at the discovery.

‘How sweet of him, and what a waste of good chocolate. Well… he was too young for me anyway.’ Akemi pondered, raising the razor blade to the limousine’s light, a dull light emitting from the steel between her fingers. Amaya looks in horror and confusion.

“Wait… how did you know he would…” Amaya asked, her words trailing into silence at the sight. “It’s called being careful, nothing much.” Akemi shrugged as she threw the chocolate out of the window, not caring if it hit anyone. Amaya tries to reach her hand out to her elder sister but hesitates as she watches Akemi press her face against the glass, her eyes stare into nothing as the rest of the Sakamaki brothers made their way into the limousine, blissfully unaware of Akemi’s state.

It wasn’t until the limousine finally stopped at the manor did Amaya reach out to Akemi one more time. “Hey… are you ok?” Amaya questioned, carefully probing her older sister. Disturbing gifts weren’t anything new to the Sakamakis, everyone gets them at least once every year. One of the things Amaya knew was that Akemi’s reactions were vastly different from Ayato’s exclaims and Kanato’s complaints.

It was still strange to see her older sister put on an impassive face in the face of every girl’s nightmare.

Sapphire blue eyes stare back at Amaya’s. “Yeah, I’m fine. I might go somewhere else to calm down. I’ll see you at dinner?” Amaya’s brows furrowed, “Yeah… okay. Take care. Thanks for the perfume.” Akemi gave her younger sister a smile, it didn’t reach her eyes. “Don’t worry, I’ll give you some of the sweets, we can eat them for dessert after.” Amaya wanted to protest, and she genuinely did, but deep down she knew Akemi needed time for herself and she and Asa would be like a lighthouse that will guide her back.

“Another stash? There’s more than last year.” Subaru asked, looking over letters and flowers strewn on his bedroom floor. Akemi looks up from the letter in her hand, giving him a strained smile. “Yeah… people have been… well, very determined. I almost feel like a princess.” Akemi replied as she rolled her eyes, folding the letter, and putting it back in its envelope, still tired after eating dessert with Amaya.

“Oi, let me see that.” Subaru urged, taking the letter from Akemi’s fingers, and reading its contents. His brows furrowed in concentration as he read every word, every sentence professing undying love and infatuation for the older vampire. “Tch, you still get this kind of shit?” Subaru sneered at the letter. “Well, there are no creepy letters so far, so I'm feeling quite lucky if you ask me.” Akemi sighed, “I might jinx it, who knows?”

Taking the letter from Subaru’s hands, Akemi tossed it into the pile at her right, already picking another pink envelope or was it red? It didn't matter in the end whether it was carefully written in calligraphy or stuffed with drugstore candies and spirited with sweet cheap perfume. Akemi would still burn them, it's good for the fireplace.

Akemi couldn't recall how long it took for her to finish reading every letter. She always spent hours of silence whenever she was with Subaru, making her lose track of time. Curious, Akemi looked over at Subaru, slowly dozing off in his coffin, the lid was tossed to the side. She leaned her face closer to look at the younger vampire in front of her, her lips inches away from his forehead.

It felt so intimate. Lounging in Subaru’s room with no one in sight and no one to watch them.

Looking over her shoulder, Akemi watched Subaru’s sleeping form, the lid was pushed aside, showing the younger’s face, he was no longer scowling and looked peaceful. Her hand trailed lower to Subaru’s face, fingers slowly parting his lips. Akemi leaned in closer, and in an instant, her gaze is met with his ruby eyes. It matched perfectly with the flush that bloomed on his cheeks as he discovers the small gap between them.

“You idiot! What are you doing a mmph?!” Before Subaru could finish, Akemi placed a chocolate into his mouth, thrusting her finger inside.

“Why? It wasn’t like I was going to feed you mouth to mouth.” Akemi replied calmly, crawling into his coffin to lie next to Subaru as he watches on with shock in his eyes…

Subaru sits back up, hiding his face from Akemi’s view. “Tch, be serious. Don’t do that to other people, they’ll get the wrong idea.”

“They all disappoint me; it doesn’t matter what I do. They’ll find reasons to hate me.” Akemi huffed, swiping her pink tongue across her lips, the lip balm she wore was already long gone and smudges of chocolate still stuck to the corner of her mouth.

Carefully, Subaru’s hand drifted to Akemi’s face, watching her sure expression contort into confusion as she tilts her head to the side. A pale thumb lingered over her face before it wiped away the chocolate at the corner of her lips. “Tch, since when were you this messy when eating?” Subaru scoffed, still looking out for a way to tease Akemi back for what she did.

In the many decades they spent together, Subaru would have thought he knew Akemi well, at least that was what he hoped for, yet she always catches him off-guard. Akemi’s eyes drifted up to the younger’s face, her confusion melting away into tenderness as she clasped her fingers around Subaru’s hand. Subaru could never describe what he felt at that moment. He was far from a poet, always stumbling on his words and letting his fists talk.

Yet, Akemi can say so much with her eyes alone. Looking at him with so much warmth, only seeing him and him alone.

“Subaru… won’t you take me to the cafe tomorrow?” In an instant, she takes him off guard once more.

“Hah? You already have so many chocolates!” Subaru protested, Akemi pouted and slides her arms around his neck, hovering over the younger vampire’s frame. Subaru could feel the heat radiating from her body alone.

“Pretty please? Most of them have razor blades inside. You just need to accompany me, I’ll pay for our food, my treat.” Akemi promised.

The younger vampire let out a groan, running his hand through his white hair, still trying his face. “... Fine.” He conceded, watching Akemi break into another smile. “You’re so good to me, did you know that.” Akemi mused.

The younger sighs, wrapping his arm around her.” You’ll be the death of me.” Subaru muttered, pressing his lips against Akemi’s forehead.

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Sakamakis forced into a Catholic School, well this should be fun… consider this as my way of torturing them. ⛪️

•Ah it all started when one of the boys killed the daughter of an important family.

•It doesn’t matter who did it, Reiji ended up having a family talk in the living room to give the bad news. They’re going to a Catholic school for a semester before returning to Ryoutei Academy to escape the drama.

•Uniforms were ready, and they bought the textbooks required. They were going to start on a nice early morning on a Monday.

•They just had to pick the Catholic school that requires their students to arrive at school at 7 in the morning. Wonderful, JUST. WONDERFUL.

•Ayato had none of this Catholic school nonsense and didn’t listen to what Reiji said. He didn’t even check the school’s handbook and the never-ending lists of rules that everyone must follow word for word.

•Kanato already has a hard time with sleep but this?! This was ridiculous. He wailed to Teddy about how this isn’t fair and kept trying to sleep with his puffy eyes and clogged nose. No one dared to send an even more sleep-deprived Kanato into another fit.

•Laito was internally screaming and brainstorming on what kind of sunscreen he should use. Which sunscreen would not be too oily, won’t make him look too shiny and long-lasting? Would his super sensitive skin even handle the hyaluronic acid in the sunscreen?

•This has haunted Laito all weekend and wouldn’t stop thinking about it as he went to bed. It haunted him so hard that he just decided to wear the uniform properly.

•Don’t get Laito started on how he would plan on styling this stiff-ass uniform. That’s another monster to deal with AFTER HIS SKINCARE.

•Reiji was studying 3 quarters advanced on Christianity and slowly losing his head over how complicated the religion wrote their texts. He even went as far as trying to translate Biblical Hebrew from the original Bible to Latin to Japanese for good measure. 🫠

•Subaru wanted to hide in his coffin blasting emo music and Shu ended up going out of the mansion to not deal with his problems which lead to a wild goose chase to look for him.

•I swear they have never tried tracking him down since he was young, happy, and running off to see Edgar.

•Luckily, they managed to find him and Reiji managed to gather all his brothers together for the early Monday morning.

•That was the first time all the brothers saw Reiji with eyebags Laito even tried to advise on removing them and told Reiji that it worked on Kanato. Kanato punched Laito on the side for that comment. Sorry, Kanato got even less sleep than usual.

•There was so much chaos before school even got to start, it got worse the moment they stepped on school grounds, and a student who was doing a dress code check literally stopped Shuu, Ayato, Kanato, and Subaru in their tracks and started ticking out boxes from the list in their hands before they could say “What”

•So, to summarize everything, Ayato didn’t tie his tie properly, buttoned his shirt wrong, and needs to pull his pant leg down.

•Subaru needed to replace his shirt which was ripped at the bottom, remove that key necklace along with the small accessories he always wore, and was demanded that he dye his hair black because they thought his hair was dyed and said that white hair is not allowed. (Dude, please… it’s natural)

•Shu needed to button up his first few buttons, comb his unruly hair and wear the jacket properly instead of just draping it over his shoulders.

•As for Kanato? Well, they said that he should ditch his red string tie, change into pants, and said that he should stop dressing up like a middle school boy.

•Oh… they also confiscated Teddy and told a fuming Kanato that he will have Teddy back after 10 hours since classes start at 7 am and end at 5 pm… and that if he brought Teddy again, they would give it away to the nearest orphanage. Without his consent.

•That was the moment when Reiji wanted to faint from the incoming stress the moment Kanato was ready to throw hands. Or a fork, maybe two forks. Worst case scenario is a pair of scissors.

•So, on the first day, four out of six of the brothers had penalties for their uniforms, and someone already needed to go to the doctor. The most shocking part of it all was that it wasn’t Subaru’s fault that the kid went to the hospital, but Kanato’s.

•They had to go home early to get their bearings. Reiji needed a new plan on what to do that will prevent Kanato from attempting murder on the dress code dude and how to prove that Subaru’s hair is natural so that they won’t hurt the family budget for boxes of black hair dye. As well as giving preventing giving other students black eyes.

•After a good amount of brainstorming and baking sweets for Kanato to help improve his mood Reiji finally came up with something.

•Reiji managed to get half a dozen of “real hair certificates” for all six members of the family just in case another brother would be asked if their hair is natural and sewn a mini-Teddy for Kanato to hide in his inner pocket.

•Reiji may be a stickler for the rules but letting Kanato bring a mini-Teddy to this school can bring the fragile peace the brother needs.

•So, on the second day, they all dressed up properly, finally went to their classes without a hitch, introduced themselves, and sat in their assigned seats.

Now that’s out of the way, time for individual headcannons for each Sakamaki boy.

Ayato

•Ayato is the Wattpad bad boy that all reserved girls secretly dreamed of more than once. Especially with the fact he would talk back to the teachers which is a no-go.🙅‍♀️

•Cut the girls some slack, the school was so strict they don’t allow the students to read anything but the Bible during school hours.

•Some of the students were punished for sneaking in light novels. They weren’t even erotic novels!!!

•It’s because the titles the students got punished for were Witch Hat Atelier and The Girl from the Other Side… The school and its staff just watered it down to “DEMONS AND WITCHES BAAAAD”

•So yeah. There were students that were quite curious with a little… rebelliousness.

•Ayato would rip the Bible up and make paper planes out of it and aim it towards the teacher’s face. Paper planes go wheee~

•Some of the students wanted to laugh when Ayato taped a piece of paper behind the male teacher's lower back that says "SPANK ME DADDY *insert the school's priest's name*”

•You should have seen the teacher’s face. He was pissed and his face was red from embarrassment.

•Ayato had to stand in the hallway for that and was required to go to the principal after class to consult Ayato about his behavior with his guardian (Reiji)

•He can’t even go outside of the school grounds to snag some extra Takoyaki, how devastating.

Kanato

•Despite the rough first day Kanato had to deal with his mood improved with the fact he is surrounded by girls that are his type. Cute and innocent looking. You know, like dolls.

•Yeah, those uniforms and their skirts that end below the knee won’t save the girls from Kanato. The uniforms might as well be gift wrapping paper because Kanato would pounce on them if he can.

•He too would have to stand in the hallway for his tantrums and for trying to smuggle sweets in his school bag. Ayato, you have company.

•Despite his erratic behavior he was asked to join the choir. His brothers thought it would be funny if a vampire was in the choir, singing and praising the Lord.

Laito

•Laito played the good boy act because teachers had suspicions about him when he was flirting with the female students on the first day as well as the fact that he is related to Kanato. You know, the one who sent the kid to the hospital.

•Honestly, it was creepy how well he managed to fool the teachers. It was a facade on top of another facade.

•It doesn’t help that he managed to sleep with about hmm… half of the girls by the end of the semester. The reason why he couldn’t get the other half was that they were more stubborn about being chaste and pure Laito ended up going for the easier and more gullible prey.

•He doesn’t like the uniform and was tempted to style it, but the school won’t allow him to even change the color of his tie or wear anything else other than dress pants.

•They even forced him to cut his shoulder-length hair, boohoo. So Laito was stuck with short hair for a semester. It made him look more handsome than pretty and it made the girls swoon.

•Ugh, curse that pretty privilege.

Shu

•Shu just wanted to listen to music and nap, but the teachers were keeping an eye on him and caught him skipping class a few times.

•Shu gets more workouts with all the punishments that he’s been given by the teachers. For a lot of reasons.

•They got him holding stacks of books on each arm and made him a prime example of what happens if you would dare disobey.

•Although it’s not effective because Shu doesn’t give a damn and it shows. Also, vampire strength makes those books on his hands look like nothing.

•Shu thinks the choir singing about God is irritating and would ditch The Holy Mass that everyone is required to go to.

•There was one time Ayato was in Shu’s regular hiding spot because of the paper planes and demanded Shu doesn’t rat him out.

•Shu ratted him out and Ayato received his punishment, Ayato was forced to pray to God in the school’s chapel with the priest watching over him making him recite his prayers word by word.

Reiji

•He was almost the same as he was in Ryoutei Academy if I’m being honest, a teacher’s pet.

•The only difference is that he gets less sleep because his brothers are more chaotic than usual and needs to add another subject into his schedule that was unfamiliar to him.

•It all paid off though.

•Christian education teachers adore him and told the students to follow in his footsteps towards the path of God. (Hilarious)

•In reality, he could care less about it and just perform well because knowing the Christian religion is now part of his perfect grades. He intends on maintaining that.

•He would rather chew on his porcelain teacups than have a grade less than an A.

•Other than that, he likes the school, thinks the rules are justified, and enjoyed his stay in Catholic school.

Subaru

•Ah, the teachers and the principal also have an eye on Subaru. He’s more violent than he was in Ryoutei.

•They even went as far as to call Subaru out of class so that he could talk to the school’s priest, thinking he was just another troubled teen that needs the Lord’s guidance.

•Subaru even had to go to the confession booth and talk to the same priest to reflect on his violent behavior. Only for the priest to hear Subaru telling him to fuck off and go to hell.

Priest: My dear boy, all this turmoil that you feel deep inside would lessen if you would open your heart to me and to Go-

Subaru: FUCK OFF

Priest: … you may go back to class for lunch. God bless 🙏

•Whenever Subaru does attempt to cooperate, he might confess some of his sins in incredible detail. The funny part is that no one would believe him even if he confessed to murdering, they even assumed he’s only another emo teen trying to be edgy. (They are only half right)

Subaru: Yeah, I killed someone and buried them in the rose garden, and they haunt me to this day.

Priest: Do tell us a proper confession. Lying is a sin, Subaru, God is watching over you.

Subaru: And the ground is solid, and I’m tempted to put you 6 feet under, old man.

•Subaru also fits every bad boy troupe that girls would think “I can fix him” or “Babe, look at me, this isn’t youuuu🥹🥹”. Until he smashes the walls…

•Ladies, please stay away from his fists within a 6 feet radius as there is a chance your face will turn into the ‘mystery meat’ that the lunch lady would serve you for your meals.

Author’s note: OMG I can’t believe I actually did this, lmaaaaaao.

* Ok but fr tho I would like to thank @summercreoulefanfictioner for laughing with me as we talked about all the situations we came up with.

* Thank you @nutaella-kookie for inspiring me to write in my Tumblr after not doing anything with it for years. I admire your works!

* Lastly, thank you @lovely-oh-so-lovelyyui for inspiring me on my first 2 posts on how shitty the Sakamakis and Mukamis would be as dads/husbands. It was the very thing that started it all!!!

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #sakamaki shu #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #sakamaki reiji #sakamaki ayato #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #sakamaki kanato #laito sakamaki #sakamaki laito #sakamaki subaru #subaru sakamaki

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