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criminalhhaze · 3 months
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criminalhhaze · 4 months
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A quick summary of the last 16 months
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criminalhhaze · 4 months
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Lance Stroll: *exists*
People: Fuck that guy!
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criminalhhaze · 4 months
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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways
Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house
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criminalhhaze · 4 months
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i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn
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criminalhhaze · 5 months
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“I’ve only had Spencer for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” - Luke Alvez at some point
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criminalhhaze · 5 months
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criminalhhaze · 5 months
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happy 15 year anniversary to the time Us President George W. Bush had a shoe thrown at him
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criminalhhaze · 5 months
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criminalhhaze · 5 months
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the two horsemen of the bisexual apocalypse
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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Reasons I like subtitles:
1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.
2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.
3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.
4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.
5. I can see who says what.
6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.
I freaking love subtitles.
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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Also big🖕for this move
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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We’ve reached the part of the season when even the commentators can’t defend this shit. Literally all of them are calling this boring 😭
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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criminalhhaze · 6 months
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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.
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