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criminalgays · 7 days

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hey guys what fact did yall not realize you knew off the top of your head until it hit you with a sack of bricks at 2 AM on a sunday morning?

apparently i know freddy fazbear’s VA by name even though i haven’t played any of the games myself.

it’s kellen goff.

#freddy fazbear #i did not realize i’ve ingested that much fnaf content #i don’t know the VAs of my favorite shows but apparently i know the VA of a game i’ve never played #anyway kellen goff is really good #apparently he’s done a bunch of shit that i haven’t actually seen #but he was glamrock freddy AND sun AND moon in security breach #AND he was funtime freddy #good for him #i think he was in UCN too but i could be wrong

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criminalgays · 15 days

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spoilers for tsc below the cut

neil “i’m fine” josten vs jean “injuries happen during scrimmages” moreau

also neil’s continued mafia connections (and him ORDERING A HIT) killed me

#the sunshine court #spoilers for the sunshine court #jean moreau #neil josten #they’re skrunkly guys who desperately need to actually attend therapy

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criminalgays · 15 days

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i just finished The Sunshine Court nobody touch me

#the sunshine court #aftg #jean moreau #jeremy knox #neil josten #jean needs to taste a white monster energy drink i think it’d fix him /j

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criminalgays · 21 days

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happy international day of asexuality to riz gukgak i hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted and everyone in elmville gives you $500 for existing <3

#riz gukgak #international day of asexuality #aroace riz is something that is SO special to me #fantasy high #riz is doing the MOST and not getting enough credit i’m SORRY #the fact that his passive stealth was enough to bypass both baron AND KALINA in the illusory mordred manor was enough to kill me #he’s just a guy who wants to solve crime and go to college and we need to recognize and respect that

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criminalgays · 25 days

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i finally got caught up with fantasy high this weekend and i have not stopped thinking about riz he lives in my head RENT FREE

i have RESPONSIBILITIES and EXAMS and THINGS TO DO and everything is overshadowed by an aroace goblin! and there’s nothing i can do about it!

the goblin is more stressed for school than i am and he’s a fictional character. i’m trying to get into med school!

#fantasy high #riz gukgak #the brainrot has consumed me #tell me why EVERY SONG i listen to is related to riz all of a sudden #even when it’s not #everything is riz #ochem? oh yeah this is for my forensics degree and riz is a rouge and likes to solve mysteries #LET ME OUT #i yearn for the day i can exist without connecting everything to a silly little guy #today is not that day

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criminalgays · 25 days

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i’m being EXCEEDINGLY normal about the shayne/courtney wedding right now

i’m so happy for them oh MY god

#smosh #shayne topp #courtney miller #i’m still not 100% convinced it’s real but honestly as long as they’re happy idc #they deserve LOVE and HAPPINESS #i’m only a little parasocial about this ok #it’s fine #courtney has a WEDDING BAND AND SO DOES SHAYNE #ok i’m done

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criminalgays · 1 month

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riz gukgak

kristen applebees

adaine abernant

fabian aramaris seacaster

gorgug thistlespring

fig faeth

bonus ayda aguefort (i just wanted to share this one i thought it was a banger)

#fantasy high #you know the drill #this time it’s aftg quotes and my wonderful annotations #im a comedian #aftg #aftg spoilers #i guess? the books came out years ago #inccorect quotes #this isn’t my best work (see the raccoon memes) but i think it fits #maybe later i’ll do the raven king and the kings men

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criminalgays · 1 month

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honestly shout out to the long distance friends that don’t stop responding when you fixate on a fandom/topic

like the fact that they stick around during those periods is SO special when it feels like your irls don’t give a shit

#s/o to my best friend #they’re a real one for sticking with me through my mcyt phase #and my aftg phase(s)#and my d20 phases #and everything else #it’s even better when they ENGAGE #even if they don’t know anything about it #anyway i love my best friend

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criminalgays · 1 month

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finally able to watch season 7 ep 1 of 9-1-1

chimney being able to COMMUNICATE????

LOLA AND NORMAN???

abc IMMEDIATELY retconning buck/natalia?

the LOOK buck had after buck and eddie’s convo in the locker room???

eddies hair

bathena angst??

bobby is calling athena’s bullshit and i’m here for it

i am HERE for athena’s conspiracy theories

“or he murdered his wife” lfg

SHANNON??

PIRATESSSSSSSSS

#season 7 spoilers #9 1 1 on abc #we are SO back baby #donned my clown attire #and got some use!#that look between buck and eddie was NOT platonic #buck broke up with natalia because he realized he’s in love with eddie calling it now #buddie

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criminalgays · 2 months

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i might be really late to the party but what’re our thoughts on the idea that kevin threw himself so hard into exy because it was the only thing he had left of his mom when she died

#aftg #kevin day #kayleigh day #exy #rip kayleigh day you’ll always be famous #i genuinely almost made myself cry on my way home when this idea came to me #i can’t have been the first person to think of this

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criminalgays · 2 months

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riz gukgak

fabian aramais seacaster

adaine abernant

kristen applebees

gorgug thistlespring

fig faeth

bonus brennan lee mulligan starring as the GM

#back on my bullshit #fantasy high #dimension 20 #the bad kids #fig faeth #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #raccoon memes this time #took them straight from google idk who made them

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criminalgays · 2 months

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hc that kevin grew up roman catholic and the moriyamas let him keep going to church while he was in the Nest bc he wasn’t technically property but when he escaped he found out that one of andrew’s favorite snacks were communion wafers and every time andrew eats them kevin yells at him to stop chewing because “you don’t chew jesus” even though they haven’t been blessed into jesus yet

he doesn’t have a problem with the choice of snack, he’s got an issue with the fact that andrew chews the wafers

#andrew minyard #kevin day #aftg #aftg headcanon #i was raised roman catholic i get to say bullshit like this i’ve decided #i’ve /gen been told by my grandma to stop chewing when i took communion bc you don’t chew jesus #that was a wild conversation #damn that’s a run-on sentence #not fixing that shit

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criminalgays · 2 months

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riz gukgak