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this is so fucking funny
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I will admit. I lost it 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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whenever someone is born their dim herbivorous placid soul is plucked from the tropical rainforest river valley beyond time and processed through a grinding and chewing reality thresher (living in material reality) and then when they die a flock of estuary birds takes their soul back to the forest where they resume grazing as an ancestral rhinocerous-like beast only this time with a subtle hint of grim clarity and understanding in their wet eyes
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A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.
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the neopets april fools joke is mildly unhinged
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i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me
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two months later i'm finally getting started on some of those colour palette prompts i made, starting with some ace attorney requests from friends
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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes
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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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butch robot. please god
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