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cptncutie · 1 year
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girl talks to her father for 30 mins 78 injured 43 dead
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cptncutie · 1 year
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a bit of soft spice
full 🍑👅 nsfw version
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cptncutie · 1 year
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you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference
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cptncutie · 1 year
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WE FUCKING DID IT JOE
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cptncutie · 1 year
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if anyone’s actually been reading my tags, MY CRUSH AND I ARE FINALLY DATING!!!
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cptncutie · 1 year
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Happy 2023, HAPPY YEAR OF OFMD S2!!
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cptncutie · 1 year
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Hi I'm here to ruin my life by getting attached to ships that will never be canon
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cptncutie · 1 year
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YOU THERE! YES YOU! FIC READER!
I just read a fic from 2013 and left a comment on the end. The author responded within 3 hours.
Please leave comments on fics. It doesn't matter if you don't know what to say I literally made a joke about a space worm. Please comment on fics it'll make the authors day even if its from 9 years ago.
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cptncutie · 1 year
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it's fucked that mead is a real drink that you can buy from a store and you don't actually need to brew it in your own dwarven wooden barrel or be invited by small mice into their larder to try. it's also fucked that grog is a real drink that wasn't made up by pirate orcs, and also is just watered down rum instead of, like, a bubbling green slop with stink lines coming off of it. does this make sense
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cptncutie · 1 year
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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
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cptncutie · 1 year
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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cptncutie · 1 year
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Prediction for s2: Stede makes his big grand romantic love confession, then the camera pans around and he’s practising on a coconut that he’s drawn Ed’s face on
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cptncutie · 1 year
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Give me your soft, sensual blackbonnet art. The art that has you saying, "this is safe for work, right? This can't possibly be construed as lewd, right?" while actually being the porniest thing of all.
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