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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it
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WH A T IF
THE C.D. IS BECAUSE
DOOKU IS HIS LAST NAME
AND HIS FIRST NAME IS
uhhh.
constantine? caesar? coriolanus? cunt? cock? coriander? cilantro? ...chip?
uh.
For the ask game - 5, 7, 18 for dooku?
5) Out of all your fanworks that include Dooku, which is your favourite?
If I had to tell people to just read one of my Dooku fics, I think it would be Milk Run.
I think it's my best Jedi Dooku character work, and I loved writing his dynamics with Qui-Gon, Jocasta Nu, and Sifo-Dyas. It's a longer work, but hey, fuck being self-deprecating, I'd vouch for every page of that shit: if someone gets to the end of chapter two, where Dooku very awkwardly and earnestly tries to explain Jedi sex life to Qui-Gon, and doesn't love the fic by then, I'll give the reader a free coupon for… uh, *turns out pockets* I guess an essay on Legends/EU. :D :D ??
7)Is there a piece of clothing you think Dooku is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?
I go with the characterization from the novels that Dooku is very fastidious about his Jedi uniform, keeping it all neat and perfect, very rarely if ever out of uniform. Like Sifo-Dyas and Jocasta Nu's depictions, he's got those warmer colored tan/gold/cream/warm brown Jedi tunics with the little flourishy gold detail work on the sleeves and hems.
I like this because it's fun to write the rare times when he needs to be out of uniform for a mission or something, and he's completely awkward about it. And it's fun foil with my headcanon that Sifo-Dyas is out of uniform a LOT with his underworld work. I like imagining them side by side looking like they came out of different eras.
Seer of the Cosmic Force, fated to speak with the froth of doom on his lips? No, it's that guy over there in the hoodie and the manbun, trying to convince the barista to take a coupon for a complimentary drip coffee but instead give him a free extra large matcha frappe with a five squirts of coconut syrup and extra whip.
18)Type Dooku's name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word
You know, I tried this in my SMS to see if it would give me a different answer than my previous, and got "Dooku cleaned"
Hmmmmmmm. *making direct eye contact with Sifo-Dyas*
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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it
#see this explains dooku and anakin's falls completely to me#and also obi wan looking Like That so young#broke: palp was a master manipulator to make jedi turn#woke: the jedi all just had brain damage from being electrocuted
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@akaratna @man-i-dunno is there like, a setting you guys change to make the note counts show up differently or
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playing musical chairs with the high council seats again, while refining this timeline, and it, uh, it's kinda funny to look at because you have 42 - 39BBY going like this:
42BBY: Dooku leaves Jedi Order, opening up a seat on the High Council
41BBY: Jocasta Nu on the High Council (seen in Jedi: Fallen Order: Dark Temple 1)
40BBY: Qui-Gon offered seat on council.
Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan ordered to Pijal.
Rael & Qui-Gon gossip about Dooku's order-leaving.
Dooku finally calls Rael back, re 'new power' he's discovered aka the dark side.
39BBY: Sifo-Dyas joins the High Council.
i think it's hilarious if the chain goes:
Dooku joins High Council.
Dooku leaves High Council, in what may be the shortest tenure anyone has achieved, at least until 19BBY and Anakin Skywalker lasts a whole thirty-three or so hours.
Jocasta takes his seat as a temporary measure, given implications that she 'traded the High Council seat for the Archives' back when she was ~ 42.
High Council agrees (except Yoda) to offer Qui-Gon the chair. Jocasta wants to go back to her Archives, she cannot have her attention split. Yesterday, she caught a title that had a semi-colon instead of a colon on its database entry. This cannot be tolerated!
Qui-Gon declines.
High Council offers Sifo-Dyas the chair. He probably does a 'who, me?' little bit of mime before letting out a little cackle in the library break room when telling Jocasta.
Sifo-Dyas accepts, joins High Council, rubs his little hands together in glee.
i call it the bogan's advocate chair. it's the troublemakers' chair. the heretic chair.
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
#online for sure#i don't think i come across as cool here either#but in person i come across as -- at best -- “adorable”#typically i appear to be lost. or just an awkward weirdo around whom conversations fall silent.
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if it turns out the chocolate smarties don't exist in the states i will go into a zuko-style angst coma from having my perspective on the world shattered.
this has been a crazy day. this feels like the kind of post i see screenshots of on pinterest of idiots being extremely confused by regional differences. this is not what i expected when i decided to argue about skittles on an ask about cowboy jedi. lord what have i wrought---
behold:
the most superior sweet
#i am scarcely shocked by america nowadays#i've simply accepted the reality that y'all are... uh... messy...#but the candy nomenclature... this is truly shocking
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I feel like we should really be writing the 2024 history book in real time just to make sure the future generation knows how much fucking BULLSHIT can happen in one year
And don't you dare be leaving any shit out
#i feel like /i/ need the 2020s series of history books#like yes i'm living in this time but i can barely recall what's been happening
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YES AND IT'S THE BEST ONE???? they are rarer tho
ALSO I JUST REALIZED: SINCE WHEN IS CHALK CANDY THING IS CALLED SMARTIES IN AMERICA????? don't the candy coated chocolate smarties also exist in america????????????
behold:
the most superior sweet
#so like i don't expect the world to be the same everywhere#but this is the kind of culture shock that always SHOCKS me
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i have learned SO MUCH about international candy naming today lmao
where i am normal skittles are sweet (red pack) but you can get sour coated ones (green pack)???? afaik the berry ones (purple pack i think) are also sweet, as is the tropical one (blue pack).
behold:
the most superior sweet
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reblog after voting!!
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mansplain (dooku), maniplate (jocasta), malewife (sifo-dyas)
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damn actually it turns out that naming the google doc "DON'T WRITE THIS, BITCH" is not, in fact, a successful way to keep yourself from writing something you have no business writing
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NONONO ROCKETS ARE SUPERIOR TO SMARTIES WHAT
behold:
the most superior sweet
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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Tumblr Code.
#FOUR MILL LETS GOOOO#love everyone's shoelaces#and strongly support robbing the president so wins all around
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