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Вот все говорят: “плюшевый”, а я себя считаю “бархатным”. Это дороже.
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my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk
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fanfiction, the gift that never stops giving even when i beg it to
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My only concern in regards to having children is that you carry that child with you for 9 months, then you raise it for 18 years, and still, you have no certainty that they won’t turn up the type of child who writes Columbine smut fiction.
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kylo ren is the way he is because he’s had to work with lena dunham for 5 years
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I feel like box color burgundy is the gateway to a lifetime of bad hair choices
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young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen
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i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.
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