Radiant: What time is it?
Veil: I don鈥檛 know; pass me that saxophone and we鈥檒l find out
Veil: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Shallan: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Veil: It鈥檚 2 am
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Kaladin: You fuckers don鈥檛 know about my knife stick. It鈥檚 a knife taped to a stick and it鈥檚 the ultimate weapon.
Dalinar, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Kaladin: BLOCKED.