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ngl I took many MANY pictures of the solar storm, but this one makes me laugh the hardest
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villain: *takes an intimidating step towards the protagonist, leaning over them* oh, you haven't even SEEN how boobily i can breast
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number #1 best thing a girlprotagonist can be is a fucking terrible person and number #2 is a lesbian
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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me
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be honest with me now, pard
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But babe you love being gaslit
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Hey man we missed you at Berry Fest *pushing you against the wall* there were good times great food and hijinks galore. where were you?
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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can we have sex and by sex i mean you beat me up. no i don't want to cum and frankly i don't want you to either. i just want you to hurt me
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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Please enjoy 2 minutes of the new baby goats meeting their livestock guardian dogs for the first time this morning. It was love at first bounce.
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shower beer but its a coke zero instead
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