My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif

And she went ‘ouoghh...kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams

"little" and "freak" are my favourite adjective noun combo. like not only are you peculiar in nature but you are also rather small.

my weekends consist of:

no shit saturday (procrastination)

oh shit sunday (realization of procrastination)

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

Calling roast beef “roast beast” will never not be top tier comedy to me

im just someones weird sister

I just had a full on meltdown like cry and then the first thing I said to my bf when I was talking talking again was

“I need a cold cigarette and an oneyplays compilation” in the Zach voice

they wont tell u this but drawing on the phone is fun when u have a stylus. Nothing is preventng me from using myu actual laptop and drawing tablet. BUT.

shout out to tubbs neko atsume