arrested development ( 2003 - ) sentence starters
↪ from all seasons. alter as you see fit
“i’ll leave when i’m good and ready.”
“i know you’re the big marriage expert - oh, i’m sorry, i forgot your wife is dead!”
“it’s like she gets off on being withholding.”
“nothing wrong with that.”
“there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.”
“i know it can never be, so i’m leaving. i’m enlisting in the army.”
“do you know where i could get myself one of those t-shaped pendants?”
“there’s always money in the banana stand.”
“how much can one banana cost, [name]? ten dollars?”
“where did the lighter fluid come from?”
“BEES?”
“the seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sandracing.”
“here’s some money. go and see a star war.”
“i don’t feel so good.”
“you couldn’t pick her out of a line-up of one.”
“i’m glad you got my message.”
“i’ve made a huge mistake.”
“here’s a candy bar. no —- i’m withholding it.”
“well i hope you also carry a spare bowl of CANDY BEANS!”
“wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.”
“it’s vodka; it goes bad once it’s opened.”
“where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?”
“i am having a love affair with this ice-cream sandwich.”
“and that’s why you always leave a note!”
“i call it … hot ham water.”
“TAKE ME TO YOUR SECULAR WORLD!”
“there are dozens of us! dozens!”
“i’d rather be dead in california than alive in arizona.”
“i feel like a fucking idiot.”
“never promise crazy a baby!”
“i don’t understand the question, and i won’t respond to it.”
“it just makes me want to set myself on fire.”
“it was written half in english, half in … squiggly.”
“are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
“i was going to smoke it like a cigarette.”
“this doesn’t bode well.”
“i hear the jury’s still out on science.”
“this is a tricky grey area.”
“no touching!”
“i’ve never admitted to making a mistake.”
“this party is going to be off the hook!”
“i don’t know why, but this is it!”
“you’re killing me, [name].”
“why don’t you go away, get away, you’re hopelessly hopeless.”
“i’d like to cry but i can’t spare the moisture.”
“i don’t know what i was expecting.”
“[name], look what the gays have done to me.”
“i’ve opened a door here that i regret.”
“say what you will about america; thirteen dollars still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.”
“i’m a monster!”
“i appreciate your time.”
“hey buddy, are you alone?”
“oh [name]. after all these years, god’s not going to take a call from you.”
“did you enjoy your meal, [name]? you certainly drank it fast enough.”
“i’ll be in the hospital bar.”
“i want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in!”
“no, no, no. i am telling you. you are now punished. i punish thee!”
“i am going crazy with the boredom, [name].”
“it’s just that i was constantly being called to the phone, or i was asked a question, or i was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.”
“i’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by one o’clock.”
“i’m sorry, i’m just still on the whole ‘[name] being likeable’ thing. you know he’s only had sex with like four women, right?”
“that’s what it said on ‘ask jeeves’.”
“what? i want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as i am.”
“i’ve been charged with taking caring of you, and i’m bloody well going to do it.”
“let me ask you something. is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘cause if it’s business i’ll go away happily. but if it’s personal, i’ll go away… but i won’t be happy.”
“am i that much of a monster, [name]? even to you?”
“i’ve seen one person die.”
“how come i’ve never thought of that before?”
“marry me!”
“why don’t you just pick out anything you want?”
“i’ve always been deeply passionate about nature.”
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sabrina speaks with overly sweet coated syllables , as well as holding an innocent charm to her . she plays the sugary ( ordinary ) sweet girl who can do no harm that serves as a cloak for the horns she bares , concealing her capability to do terrible things ‘neath her palms . she can say something horrific sound soothing . you cant put your finger on it why you felt misgiving about her presence.
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how is she real...
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BABY
MOONIE BABY !!! I LOVE YOOOOOOU ;-;
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WITCHORIES >>> CONJURIN
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starter call
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❛ So, assuming tonight is all we have left. ❜ / vampires are coming n he's being dramatic
inquiry’s met with a roll of her eyes , a sigh leaving nostrils . it’s the dawn of night — now awaken the creatures in search for blood , terror will be brought in santa carla ! she’s used to this sort of ordeal , at least . ( she , personification of her own boundless chaos knows no fear . darkness embrace terror made of flesh . ) ❛ what’s there to assume ? you are not gonna let em ‘ have victory . not on my watch . we’re going out there . . don’t give me none of that ‘ assuming ‘ talks . ❜ syllables ‘pon her tongue coming like darts & she creates herself like unbreakable stones . ( a memory wipe must take place . . . ) @bratpcker
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❛ please tell me tommy isn’t going . the last thing i want is somone to ruin our night . i mean --- feel free to talk to him but . . he’s just all sorts of weird . ❜ @bratpcker
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❛ how about a scary movie ? i heard nightmare on elm street is totally worth seeing ! ! unless . . you’re scared . ❜ digits neatly placing horror comic down , words are taking up a teasing tone as she peers at opposite . @bratpcker ♡
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❝ he’s.. yeah. ❞ however, sam saw the good. he usually did. it was a gift, his mother said. he’d always try to deny it but it was there and it was true. ❝ my highlights are fading, is all. i gotta put some more in. goes good with my eyes, i think. ❞ sam emerson, always fixated on his own looks. just not so much when it came to other people. ❝ but i kinda want to try black. it’ll be different. ❞
❛ i think you’re gonna look pretty groovy . ❜ hands clasp together in front of frame , pearly whites are flashed in a charming display of confidence . something sweet saturating her tone . ❛ well , when you do make up your mind . . i can be of help . i know a thing or two about hair care . could be fun , don’t ya think ? ❜
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tags , tags
❪ countenance . ❫ she ‚ lazarus in scarlet . bearer of blessings & curses .
❪ ooc . ❫ bass boosted tears for fears .
❪ act i . ❫ witch’s pyre will take the forest & consume . conquer .
❪ about . ❫ father ‚ i no more am a nightmare .
❪ prompts . ❫ it’s midnight . . . witching hour !
❪ aes . ❫ shrouded in sheep’s clothing ‚ havoc underneath .
❪ hc & metas . ❫ prophet of chaos & monstrosity . a girl ripened in ash .
❪ v . the lost boys . ❫ hunger : vicious ‚ to bear & to be feared .
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FAIRY TALE AESTHETICS : BROTHERS GRIMM VERSION
rules : bold what applies to your muse .
SNOW WHITE :
jade trinket boxes. taste of iron. fingertips on a mirror. yellow and green with envy. long handled hunting knives. sewing by the window. combs laced with pearls and poison. an apple white one side and red the other. white doves. frosted glass.
THE MAIDEN WITHOUT HANDS :
a blunt axe. a ring of chalk. tear-stained cheeks. sweet pears. hands tied behind back. shallow rivers. aching feet. walking for days. flowing gowns. liquid silver. wax seals. blinding lights.
THE THREE LITTLE GNOMES IN THE FOREST :
lukewarm bath water. sapphire butterflies. tiny milk snakes. baskets of strawberries. fat toads. sparkling snow. fur cloaks. raw gemstones. kettles made of copper. red wine. a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere.
BLUE BEARD :
a tiny key made of gold. pools of blood. stains that won’t rub away. galloping hooves. treasures from far away lands. dragged by the hair. dark and damp cellars. marble walls. shivering with fear. screaming at the top of your lungs.
THE SIX SWANS :
sitting side-saddle. daughter of a witch. nettles. white feathers. refusing to smile. needles and threads. a castle in the forest. sound of beating wings. birthmarks. climbing trees. balls of yarn. silver crowns.
LITTLE RED CAP :
wildflowers. rich-tasting cake. wicker baskets. the path rarely trod. sharp teeth. curtains drawn. a dying fireplace. grey pelts. red velvet. handmade quilts. sunlight peeking through branches. opening corks with a satisfying pop. looking someone directly in the eye.
TAGGED BY : @dracomai thank u friend !!!
TAGGING : ALL OF YOU
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BOOK STARTERS VOL.21 ( THE PLAGUE ) ( ALBERT CAMUS )
❛ I have no idea what’s awaiting me. ❜
❛ What will happen when this all ends? ❜
❛ I know that you are capable of great deeds. ❜
❛ A loveless world is a dead world, and always there comes an hour when one is weary of prisons, of one’s work, and of devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. ❜
❛ The truth is that everyone is bored. ❜
❛ I feel more fellowship with the defeated than with saints. Heroism and sanctity don’t really appeal to me, I imagine. ❜
❛ If there is one thing one can always yearn for, and sometimes attain, it is human love. ❜
❛ Who would dare to assert that eternal happiness can compensate for even a single moment’s suffering? ❜
❛ It’s not easy. I’ve been thinking it over for years. ❜
❛ While we loved each other we didn’t need words to make ourselves understood. ❜
❛ People are more often bad than good. ❜
❛ I don’t believe in heroism; I know it’s easy and I’ve learned that it can be murderous. ❜
❛ What interests me is living and dying for what one loves. ❜
❛ In fact, nobody is capable of really thinking about anyone, even in the worst calamity. ❜
❛ Nothing in the world is worth turning one’s back on what one loves. ❜
❛ Again and again there comes a time in history when the man who dares to say that two and two make four is punished with death. ❜
❛ There are more things to admire in men then to despise. ❜
❛ It is in the thick of calamity that one gets hardened to the truth - in other words, to silence. ❜
❛ What on earth prompted you to take a hand in this? ❜
❛ Your code of morals? What code, if I may ask? ❜
❛ I’m fumbling in the dark, struggling to make something out. But I’ve long ceased finding anything. ❜
❛ No doubt our love is still there, but quite simply it is unusable, heavy to carry, inert inside of us, sterile as crime or condemnation. ❜
❛ I’m not happy to go, but one needn’t be happy to make another start. ❜
❛ I am incapable of suffering for a long time, or being happy for a long time. Which means that I am incapable of anything really worth while. ❜
❛ I should have found the words to keep her with me. ❜
❛ We can’t stir a finger in this world without the risk of bringing death to somebody. ❜
❛ The evil that is in the world comes out of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence, if they lack understanding. ❜
❛ There are always flies and itches. That’s why life is difficult to live. ❜
❛ The best protection against anything is a good bottle of wine. ❜
❛ There is no peace without hope. ❜
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sabrina doesn't trust her aunts, at all. for years, she's been manipulated and lied to and it took her YEARS to find out about her mother's whereabouts ( especially ) . she was treated like a bird in a cage growing up & her freedom was very limited . the majority of spells & potions , she learned herself . the only one she can really trust and depend on is salem
in order for sabrina to trust someone is to show her that you can trust her . she can tell when you're telling truths & when you're lying. trust means so much to her , as she does have trouble trusting people
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masction:
❝ why are you putting off such wierd vibes ? ❞ the daredevil inquires, feaux pout planted ‘pon features . ❝ i have TWO WORDS for you, DE - CAF ! ❞
@witchories liked for a starter.
she drowns herself in mystery : wearing masks to hide her truth & so she creates herself with ease . creates something believable & alive . ( ruthless ‘neath soft doe -�� eyes . ) ❛ do you always start a conversation this way ? picking on people ? tsk , tsk , shame on you . ❜ liar , liar , liar .
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