Hello! I'm May and this is my Postal blog, and also my main account. I am a MINOR, so keep that in mind.
If you are an adult and have MDNI and i follow you- please block me, i make mistakes just like anyone else
I basically post postal memes (mostly made by me), reblog art and talk shit!
I will use strong language sometimes so please be careful if that triggers you!
I CELEBRATE POSTAL MONDAY EVERY MONDAY!! CELEBRATE IT WITH ME!!
#postal monday
if any of you are friends with @/blurrymango please block me
DNI: Basic DNI. TCC (True Crime Community).
Please interact: Postal fans!
if you treat minors like shit please die. minors are people like you, just because you're an adult doesn't make you better than them, you were a minor once too. you will never see me, even as a adult disrespecting anyone because of their age.
Personal blog: @maytrout
Borderlands/Handsome Jack blog: @handsommay
Psychonauts blog: @psychomays
Spelunky/Liz Mutton blog: @lizmutton
Don't starve blog: @dontstarvewithmay
Handsome Jack x Postal Dude blog: @thedudeandjackfamily
Puyo Puyo blog: @puyopuyomay
i don't care if you're jesus christ itself if you romanticize (there's nothing wrong with liking true crime, i already said this but i will say again. enjoy whatever you want but when you romanticize real killers - put them in that fucking light??? hello??? the guys killed 12 - 16 people??? that could have been you??????) people like them or any other REAL serial killer please block me, make my job easier. i seriously mean it that i hate you as much as i hate a racists, homophobic, nazis and bigots.
take your heads from up from your own asses and buy some bimbo dollars
birthdays i need to celebrate:
Postal dude: November 14 (Postal)
happy fucking birthday
heheheahha
Himiko Yumeno: December 3 (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)
Amy Rose: September 23 (Sonic The Hedgehog series)
Shadow The Hedgehog: June 18 (i think) (Sonic The Hedgehog series)
Lord Stitches: September 19 (Underhero)
Liz Mutton: September 15 (Spelunky 2)
Handsome Jack: September 18 (Borderlands 2)
Maxwell: October 22 (Don't Starve)
Natsuki: September 22 (Doki Doki Literature Club)
Sasha Nein: April 19 (Psychonauts)
Hatty Hattington: April 3 (Battleblock Theater)
We have a lot of september kids! wowza
Pink Knight: February 8 (Castle Crashers)
Beowulf: March 31 (Skullgirls)
Jack Met: August 16 (AJR)
Ryan Met: March 6 (AJR)
Adam Met: August 27 (AJR)
Peppino Spaghetti: January 26 (Pizza Tower)
Shane: Spring 20??? i guess March 20?? (Stardew Valley)
Corazon: July 15 (One Piece)
Buggy: August 8 (One Piece)
Nekumaro Nidai: February 22 (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)
Toree: March 20 (Toree 3D)
more will be added, if you guys want me to add any also tell me. and if i make any mistakes please also also tell me.
i went shopping for a prom dress in my senior year of high school and burst into tears because i felt like i was pretending to be something i wasn’t. it felt as if i was shopping for a mask, or a drag costume.
i often thought “i’d treat her better” when seeing straight couples.
i watched the barbie movie in a full cowboy outfit and held the door for every single woman leaving the theater because it was all i knew to do in that moment. the movie cemented for me that i will never, ever be a feminine woman. i am an inherently masculine person, and the ways in which i want to interact with femininity and womanhood are reverent - an outsider, but a lover and protector
i always envied male characters and identified with them.
my femme girlfriend at the time called me her handsome boy and i about died.
i had Intense Feelings about every single one of my childhood best friend’s boyfriends, having to hold myself back from embarrassing her by giving each of them the whole “if you hurt her i’ll beat you up” talk. lol.
my suspenders phase. my backwards hat phase.
being WAY too excited to help my other childhood friend lift her garage door every day after school
these are some ways i’ve experienced butchness!! this is def not a “if you do this you’re butch” list, or a “you’re not butch if you don’t do this” list. a lot of these experiences overlap with my transmasc identity as well!! i find that they’re very closely intertwined.
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