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Walnut Mist (Jamie) 2oz Nocino walnut liqueur, 1oz white rum, 4oz Sierra Mist*, served on the rocks, garnished with chocolate shavings for Roy and a raspberry for Keeley

Love The Pink (Keeley) 1oz vodka, 1/2oz coconut cream, 1/2oz Torani raspberry syrup, 1/2oz water, shaken with ice and strained, garnished with chocolate shavings for Roy and a walnut** for Jamie

Dark Heather Charcoal (Roy) 4oz dark beer (stout or porter), 2oz Ballotin Caramel Turtle chocolate whiskey, dash of blackstrap bitters, scoop of vanilla ice cream, garnished with a raspberry for Keeley and a walnut** for Jamie

*Sierra Mist was apparently rebranded as "Starry" a few months ago but I'm leaving it because the mist is key to the concept **sshhh yes it's pecans in the pictures, I thought I had walnuts on hand but I didn't

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.

rip jamie tartt you would've loved challengers (2024)

Jewish Roy Kent is canon to me. He's not grate a keeping kosher but he tries. He doesn't actively practice but he used to celebrate Hanukkah with his Grandad and tries his best to remember the traditions he taught him.

Real shit! I agree w ur kosher hc, like I hc that he keeps kosher and will be strict abt it when ppl are assholes abt it but on his own terms will eat anything. The idea of him being severed from Judaism by his grandad's passing and living away from his family in Sunderland, a place with a very tiny Jewish population, is so devastating and real 😭 I like to imagine that his grandma is still alive and she and Roy and Dr. O'Sullivan and Phoebe are the sweetest most formidable little Jewish family <3 Also the bestie potential between Thierry (his actor is also Jewish) and Roy is very real to me

Some extra visuals for my trans Jamie fic (a question to the world)

This fic is very visual-heavy for me so I needed to see as much as I could to make it happen :)

bro last night was a satirical deconstruction of the genre

House of the Dragon - Season 2 trailer

u hold that beer can like circumcised dudes hold their cock. no gentleness. no care

come on

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022—)

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc