you mean to get notes I have to make posts?
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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
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being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
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Hmm, today I think I will let some fucking idiot online determine my life choices
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Is it just me or is the “body positive” movement not working? Like at all?
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@ my dog: if you want the rewards of playing fetch you must first submit to the mortifying ordeal of DROPPING THE BALL
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This is a neutral post
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
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if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
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mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel
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update: the other day I got a whole-ass manicure and nobody stopped me
I just painted my nails like some kind of madman
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welcome to tumblrcom.
this is tumblrcom. welcome.
this is tumblrcom; welcome to tumblrcom.
you can do anything at tumblrcom. anything at all.
the only limit is yourself.
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*reaction image of man looking at screen with alarmed expression*
thhh thing looks better without the clipping…
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I don’t get music, you just make the air wiggly but somehow there’s math involved?
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cut, find this on top of the deck
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Young, dumb and full of gum
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