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send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine
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Reblog if boobs are pretty cool
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mercurial-magister:
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He was playing with fire here, and judging by the road he was taking, he was sure to get burned. Second degree, at the very least.
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“That pickup line was already outdated a hundred years ago. Does it normally work?” She did carry herself with an undeniable grace, punctuated with a rather dour look that most were used to seeing her with than without. She wasn’t sure if she wanted to continue this conversation, but even he’d be more pleasant company than the others she spent most of her time with these days.
〘 🍸 〙 — The Colonel would be lying if he said the look she was giving him didn’t excite him, to some extent. She’s being feisty, he thinks, giving a chuckle in response. The way this woman carries herself falls nothing short of the expectation he had for a woman of her grandeur. He figures he’d much like to see more of it.
『 Oh, absolutely. In fact, I’m pretty surprised it didn’t work on you. But maybe that’s because you’re just too clever? I can appreciate that. We can talk about how clever you are over dinner. 』
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〘 🍸 〙 — He can’t deny that she’s a clever girl, that’s for sure. Though perhaps it’s only natural to doubt something like that, since his offer didn’t really make much sense. He brushes it off with a laugh and a charming smile, closing an eye in a wink. 『 I wouldn’t mind doing you two favors, Noel baby. Really, it’s not a problem. Besides, the dinner’s essential. 』 
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Oh dear, what had she gotten herself into? It had been hard enough to sneak away from Makoto in her quest to get this secret info- it was the only reason why the simple contact of his hand on her shoulder didn’t end with a certain squirrel’s fist lodged in his gut.
“Not something you discuss? I see… so it was like that……..” Noel, instead of imagining what most people would have, imagined something long the lines of them falling in love in the span of one romantic duet, like in those cartoons.
Good thing life doesn’t work like that, a lot of people are tone-deaf.
“Show me in exchange for dinner? That doesn’t make sense, you’d be doing me two favors…”
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〘 🍸 〙 — It’s always enjoyable to the general to see that face, especially with the words ‘I’m glad to see you’ following it up. He gives her a casual smile and crosses his arms, lifting an eyebrow. 『 You wanna know about my ‘special night’ with Makoto, huh? Y’know, that’s not really something you discuss with others... 』 He reaches out to put a hand on her shoulder, circling to stand next to her.
『 That sort of thing is best experienced yourself, Noel baby. I’d be happy to show you, but of course I’ll take you out to dinner first. 』
〘 🍸 〙 — Too late.
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“Colonel! I’m so glad to see you!” Those are the first words out of her mouth, although probably not for the reasons he’s hoping.
“I’ve hit a really bad writer’s block recently, I can’t seem to get anything on paper. So I was hoping for some inspiration! Makoto won’t tell me anything, but can you tell me about your ‘special night’? It would be so helpful!”
Please don’t.
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Guess my muse's turn-ons
Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:
NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 What kind of a man would I be if I just went around asking beautiful women like you for favors? 』 He gives her a wink. 『 So, what do you say, miss? 』
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Oh, snap. Some handsome man approached her. “Wait…did you say dinner’s on you if you show me around town…? Hold it, hold it, hold it. If I’m gonna be with you anyway, shouldn’t I be the one to ask you for a favour? ”
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 Yeah. Even you, little lady. 』 
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“Um, even me?” She was kinda hoping he’d say no. Otherwise her dad would go into overprotective “must protect my daughter from evil perverts” mode. 
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 There’s no secret to winning my heart. As long as you’re a sexy woman, you’re on your way. 』 
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 Maybe you’d be a little friendlier if you weren’t so tense all the time. What’s got you like this, anyways? 』
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“I can assure you that I don’t need to ‘loosen up’, Kagura…I’m perfectly fine. My taste in women is none of your concern either…”
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                                 〘 🍸 〙violental​
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〘 🍸 〙 — Now there’s a face he hasn’t seen before. And what a beautiful face it is. 『 Evening, miss. You look like you could use someone to show you around. I’d be happy to be your escort, if you’ll agree to have dinner with me. 』
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 Come on, baby. There’s nothing wrong with a little flirting now and then. 』
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“I recommend to not flirt with me, unless you don’t value your own well being.”
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 Have you mistaken the word ‘never’ for something else, miss? 』
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“I hope I never meet that flirty guy.”
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〘 🍸 〙 — 『 That’s cold-hearted, JinJin. You should try loosening up a bit. You’re so uptight all the time. I could introduce you to some women, if you'd like? C'mon, JinJin. What's your type? 』
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“Kagura, I don’t have enough time in my day to name all of the reasons why that’s a moronic idea…”
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Send 🍺 for a thread where my muse is drunk *hic*
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