coelecanthheart
OHANA MEANS GANG GANG
a 20-something tropical bitch that's so fucking done with everything
(I'm based in Toronto if u wanna save on shipping hmu)
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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more
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Tbh I feel like the biggest issue with the "chosen one leads the revolution" genre is bc the writers lack a deeper understanding of class struggle and systematic oppression
Also, and (this is especially true for American works), the authors don't realize how much they are a victim of propaganda and create stories that are just a mirror reflection of the "Red Scare" types of fear where the hero needs to fight this fascist dictator in a brutalist building without deconstructing their own agenda/reality. (Not to mention how this gives brutalism a worse reputation than it deserves)
In this essay I will...
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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.
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Being on the internet with OCD is like “I want to post a picture of my outfit because I look bomb but what if my full address and National Insurance number is written in the reflection of this random public bathroom mirror and I didn’t notice”
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sucks that if you show someone your cool new bruise they usually say something like "yeowch!" or "oh no how did you get that?" instead of ooh so pretty i like the shape & colors
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet
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enchanted by the way trek paces things. give me 10 solid minutes of a whale talking to a space probe with no subs. we need to see their entire conversation but no we dont its private
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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.
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Neptune & Triton l Miranda & Uranus in infrared (x)
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