coelacat
the silliest cat
silly lil kitty, it/its or any/all, i like marine biology and herpetology
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they should have a day to give impoverished teens living in their parents house one crazy night at the club* (*leaving te house and smoking 1 cigarette)
#praying for all u teenagers still living with ur parents. mentally we're eating kebabs together in the beach sun listening to the crashing#waves
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i feel like i need to tell yall every fandom ive previously been in so u guys can understand why i am the way i am
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images of my mother’s house after a tornado — 4.28.24
#these r gorgeous photos and im so so glad you guys are all okay#absolutely insane damage. really cool to look at#<- u can probably tell i grew up around tornadoes here
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thought about my own ocs and i wanna rip my room to shreds. and ive done absolute jack and/or shit with them
#theyre just kids man. theyre just kids. my hands clench into fists so hard my palms start bleeding#i say this like i dont very well control their story#one day ill have the balls to make content about them or post about them
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usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"
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finally get the motivation to play that game i wanna play. then all of a sudden my other fandom mutuals are all on blogging about the fandom that makes me wanna write for the fandom. adhd 👍
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back
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4 years ago.... something amazing happened. I had a really great meal of fish & chips after going for a walk with my roommates. Then I went home and opened my shitty Alienware laptop that didn't work unless it was plugged in and launched gmod and eventually HLVRAI was made..
I've never actually played Half-Life 1.. and I found this Playstation 2 copy of the game years ago. So I figured for the 4 year anniversay of HLVRAI I would check out HALF-LIFE 1 ON PS2. The box says it has UNPARALLELED AI (lol) and EXTRAORDINARY REALISM. I think also from what I've heard this version is kinda weird and different (like me LOL 🤪 ahaaaa)
Let's go to Xenu and defeat the aliens causing chaos in black mesa! (approximation of plot)
7PM EST @ https://www.twitch.tv/socpens
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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess
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it's a new day + the sun rose + you're alive + you're alive + you're alive + your heart is beating + you're breathing + you're alive
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this is so messed up. it's not enough to make all the hamsters fall in love again. i think we need to kill this guy.
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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