post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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nobody else has the confidence to talk to him like that.
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purified water
minerals added for u to choke on fuckhole
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This beautiful woman will not have sex with me, because of poe’s law
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i feel like one of the weirdest realizations you (or at least i) eventually have a few years into transitioning and being mostly around other trans people, is that moment where u notice that like ur brains mapping of like specific voices to specific genders is just kinda gone. like it rly is just all social constructs programmed into u by society, and living outside societies idea of gender just kinda melts that shit away, and it's not just voices, like other traditionally gendered attributes also suddenly don't matter anymore*
*except for myself of course, i am obviously totally failing at being a girl but everyone is doing it perfectly, dysphoria is so awesome lmao
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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