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the snail
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Climat chang.
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
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me, watching one on one dnd video guide: wait a goddamn second ! this is just nerd foreplay !!
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more sketches of my players' characters, the goblin mob boss (rogue turned fighter, long story) and the completely normal teddy bear don't worry about it kitten (cosmic oracle). Also the bear's brother, he's evil.
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BOOM, two subclasses for fighter, i am begging for a better name for the fast boy, for my defense, this subclass came completely from a dream i had.
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youre in her dms, im her dm, roll initiative
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Wizards, in concept, are really weird.
Imagine, if you will, a world governed by gods, where extra dimensional entities have great magical powers, where the power of your emotions and convictions lend you dominion over the world, where nature itself has a life that shapes the world.
And you got this guy. He doesn't worship a god, doesn't have artistic talent, didn't make any exchange for power, he wasnt born magic.
As a complete outsider to the realm of magic, he decided to brute force it, like poking at the nerve endings of the world and taking notes on what happened.
Thats why i think wizardry in a world like dnd would be considered extremely weird
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Hexblade should be its own class
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im gonna give my players a monkey paw and look at them have a breakdown
theyll know the wish will be the worst version of it possible, what will they do ?
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if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves
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Just once I’d like a fantasy school setting to embrace the fact that the guy who can get you forbidden tomes and other not-entirely-allowed magics probably also sells drugs
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Boring: they're all found
Better: the find the submarine empty
Even better: only one person left
Best: completely new person found alone on submarine
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here's your goulash, it started as a pun with firefighter and degenerated from there.
barbarian coming up next i hope you like Baki.
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