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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 2 years

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All my family is laughing at me because I may or may not have accidentally been delivered a wheelchair and an entire mattress-

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Idk my mum orders weird stuff all the time, so why would they be any different, like we know an old lady so I figured it was for her. Either way it's just chilling in the living room until we can send it back to the company.

I also completely forgot about the mattress until my mum entered the backroom and shouted "WHY IS THERE A MATTRESS HERE TOO?!"

So I guess that's the closest I'll get to being in a sitcom

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 2 years

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My new top 40 for "shit I still feel guilty about" just dropped.

Number 1 for probably the next 2 weeks will be "Yesterday when I accidentally spilt a bit of paint on another kid's Pokemon cards".

Critics say "He managed to clean it all up but he can't clean up the shame,"

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 2 years

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Like they say the devil is, the brain is also a conniving mastermind who will use its silver tongue to trick you into biting into a little plastic blue ink refill thing. Do not fall for its tricks, like I just did right now.

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 3 years

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*Calming classical music plays while camera pans to flower and ivy covered cottage, zooms through door*

Peaceful relaxing show host: *looks up from crimescene while in middle of hiding murder evidence*

Ah, hello there. I've just been tending with unfinished business.

Today's episode, I shall be showing you how to make the perfect brew, and pondering about what life's all about and how to make sense of it all heehoo

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 3 years

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I *could* have chosen one of the other pictures of my prom night, but I have decided to show this one of my bf (left) and my best friend looking at me like disappointed parents. Yes, I would sell my kidney for this to be a new meme format

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 3 years

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Was playing hide and seek and this was the consequence

(sorry for attempt at editing out name)

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 3 years

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My love woke up this morning and chose 💔, check it out tho because they did a very nice job and I'm proud of him

And like she said above, TW for blood and trauma!!!

Ok so here’s that sad angst patient comic I was talking abt

I’m gonna put a !!!TW for blood and trauma!!! So if those upset you please don’t read!!!

(It’s under the cut)

Keep reading

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climbing-hells-business-ladder1 · 3 years

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Pspspspsps hey, you like awesome art, Little Nightmares, and oc art, which is also as equally as awesome??? Follow: @jemimabobs because they just happen to do all that. Also they be my bf so 👉👈

And if you don't then-

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