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Hockey Am I Right?
The Montreal Canadiens are pretty cool
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As a Habs fan, I should hate Matthew Tkachuk for making Florida good
But he’s a funny silly little rat man
Like look at this silly fella. How could I hate him
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Cole and Nick :)
#canadiens de montréal#montreal canadiens#cole caufield#nick suzuki#Why do they look at each other like that#i know what they are
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I hate these two ❤️
stfu right now
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They’ve *definitely* explored each other’s bodies at least once.
And then the Habs having the Bi flag in the background of the thumbnail of their “””friendship””” compilation??? (Ignore the quality)
#canadiens de montréal#montreal canadiens#cole caufield#nick suzuki#1422#they are so ????#i know what they are#they’ve explored each other’s bodies#at least once#all of this is /j#probably
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WAIT I THINK IVE UNCOVERED A CONSPIRACY
OK OK OK
SO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN’S NUMBER IS 97 RIGHT? RIGHT.
WHAT IS CONNOR MCDAVID’S NUMBER?
97.
AND AND AND
McDavid
McQueen
Edit: I’m dumb. My whole theory is ruined. McQueen wears 95 not 97.
#connor mcdavid#nhl#edmonton oilers#I’m on to you Connor.#lightning mcqueen#97#McDavid is a Cars fan#im illiterate
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HELP MY MOM REFERS TO MATTHEW TKACHUK AS THE “HOT ONE”
IM SOBBING
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Live look at what Draisaitl was looking at on his phone
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Montreal Canadiens (+ bonuses) and The Just Dance They’d do
I was bored so I decided to make this. I’m sorry.
Cole Caufield - Timber
He’d make Suzuki be the Panda
Then refuse to get off his back at the end
Nick Suzuki - Get Lucky
Caufield would volunteer as tribute to be the other person
This is the only other song Suzuki would do, unless Cole was making him do one
Arber Xhekaj - Hit Me Baby One More Time
He would love Britney and he likes hitting people
Guhle, Slaf, and Caufield join him
Juraj Slafkovsky - Cant Take My Eyes Off You
Xhekaj does it with him
Loves jumping around
Kaiden Guhle - What Makes You Beautiful
Xhekaj, Slaf, and Dach join him
Xhekaj repeats “You’re insecure” over and over again
Kirby Dach - Uptown Funk (Tuxedo Version)
Has Caufield convince Suzuki to do it with them
Gets VERY into it
Josh Anderson - Call Me Maybe
Strangely very good at it
Brendan Gallagher - Never Gonna Give You Up
Only does it to piss everyone else off
BONUSES:
(They aren’t Montreal Canadiens but I don’t care.)
Leon Draisaitl - Maneater
Pretends not to like it but is holding back a smirk
Made a big deal about going and doing it but nails the performance because he’s a drama queen
Matthew Tkachuk - YMCA
Very competitive
Somehow gets Draisaitl (Moves like Jagger dancer - Gives 0 effort), his brother (DARE - They start fighting half way through), and Stützle (Rasputin - Laughs the entire time)
#canadiens de montréal#montreal canadiens#just dance#cole caufield#nick suzuki#arber xhekaj#juraj slafkovsky#kaiden guhle#kirby dach#josh anderson#brendan gallagher#leon draisaitl#matthew tkachuk#i’m sorry#this is canon#because i said so
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CAUFIELD IS INJURED
SCREAMING. CRYING. AND THROWING UP.
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This is how they text and no one can convince me otherwise
#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#florida panthers#ottawa senators#tkachuk family#they would#I know because I was the phone
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Cole????
#canadiens de montréal#montreal canadiens#cole caufield#why does he have SO MUCH ASS#double cheeked up#save some for the rest of us#he has an entire wedding cake back there
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If I speak…
#nashville predators#John hynes#agent 47#hitman 3#they are the same#nashville has agent 47 as a coach
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appropriate response
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My name is getting slandered left right and centre
(All of this is /j btw)
#matthew tkachuk#connor mcdavid#I was talking about Bedard#connor bedard#Matthew is a Malewife#cant have my name slandered
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HES BACK. HES BACK. FALSE ALARM EVERYONE. HES OK
CAUFIELD IS INJURED
SCREAMING. CRYING. AND THROWING UP.
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CAUFIELD IS INJURED
SCREAMING. CRYING. AND THROWING UP.
#cole caufield#my beloved#this game is sad to watch#montreal canadiens#I hate it here#screaming#crying#and throwing up#it’s joever
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