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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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#yeah grams is way better#but also i think once you learn the way the bread should move and feel under your hands you can eyeball the mesurements a bit#specifically the proportion of flour to water#not sure if this is applicable if your bread isnt rising turn it into flatbread. please. for my sake#just fry up that dough in a frying pan like a pancake#put a little bit of basil into it#im of the opinion the only way to really fuck up bread is to put the wrong amount of salt in
A fair contention but tbc this was a no-knead recipe so feel under hands was not relevant also it's specifically measurement by volume that is the sin here if Americans even just measured by their silly pounds and ounces that would still be a fantastic improvement
Me when my bread dough turns out like shit again because I repeated the stupid mistake of listening to Americans On The Internet who bake in the stupidest way possible by eyeballing everything by volume with their dumbass cups like they're making a fucking potion instead of anybody else from anywhere else in the world who knows how to engage with the SCIENCE of baking like a fucking SCIENTIST and owns a SCALE:
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Me when my bread dough turns out like shit again because I repeated the stupid mistake of listening to Americans On The Internet who bake in the stupidest way possible by eyeballing everything by volume with their dumbass cups like they're making a fucking potion instead of anybody else from anywhere else in the world who knows how to engage with the SCIENCE of baking like a fucking SCIENTIST and owns a SCALE:
#I'm waiting to see if it can dry out enough to be salvagable to make pittas out of atm#But I tell you Americans having cultural dominance of the English speaking internet has been a disaster for Baking Content
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i NEED to know what kind of music they play at a “Homestuck rave”
The kind of music they play is bad. Music that is not good
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Anyone know the best intra-UK MTG card resale platform? Gave up waiting for a response from Cardmarket on their UK seller signup process (actually their entire helpdesk) being completely broken and need to shift my collection to hopefully make up some budget shortfalls.
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"Do we know Cassandra's trans for sure cause she references transitioning but she seemed happy in 2006-era David Tennant's body" are you fucking hearing yourselves. Do you question if someone is really an accomplished sculptor just because they seem happy to be given a pile of expensive high-quality clay.
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I love the two alternating modern genres of Dan Olson video: "I spent four months silently monitoring an internet subculture who have a debilitating finance-related mental illness." and "I saw an advertisement that annoyed me recently."
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All right, here we go
Inspo (click for link)
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In America they call crazy golf "minigolf". It's not even crazy to them, the scale factor is the main point of interest in their minds. They look at it and say "this is like golf but it's small and compact" and I really think that's raising a lot of questions we're too afraid to ask about how the fuck Americans play normal golf.
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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@ Toby Whithouse I just wanna talk
#Torchwood#Greeks Bearing Gifts is a good episode up until Jack whiplashes you with this wild ass shit#I know trans awareness in 2006 was miserable compared to nowadays but like...#Right from the start Jack's entire character has revolved around being from the sexuality/identity liberated future#Come the fuck on Toby
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Amazing that the best lyrical line in history (tell your boyfriend/ if he says he's got beef/ that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him) and the worst line (shush girl/ shut your lips/ do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips) are contained within the same song
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an AAAAA game can't just be "game we put a lot of money into", that's not enough to kick it into the next bracket. the development needs to be on the level of medieval cathedrals: spanning multiple generations and involving hundreds of accidental deaths
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