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clearvelvet 19 days
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
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sometimes a really good lamp can be erotic
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clearvelvet 2 months
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clearvelvet 2 months
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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose
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clearvelvet 2 months
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sneppy the legally distinct beagle offers u two singed cigarettes. Big Yum
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clearvelvet 4 months
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Weed gummy should cost 50垄 and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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clearvelvet 5 months
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clearvelvet 5 months
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disrespectful.
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clearvelvet 5 months
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girls will smoke one bowl and then be scared high for 5 minutes before a chill hang that has the same presence as a doctor's appointment
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alison bechdel or they might be giants
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clearvelvet 5 months
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the Wonka train is driven by morbid curiosity
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clearvelvet 6 months
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Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things
Fuck women in a homosexual manner
Rode the train to places you want to visit
Advocate for public infrastructure improvements
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clearvelvet 6 months
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I think about this image almost everyday
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clearvelvet 6 months
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every girl has a boyfriend who looks like a taxidermied accutane baby
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clearvelvet 6 months
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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
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clearvelvet 6 months
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girls smoke one bowl and start crying about the archetype of the mother while eating stuffing
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