This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.
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Not enough jobs are willing to do training anymore, no matter what the situation. Grocery stores won't teach you to work a cash register, businesses won't teach you how to use their programs, even the arts won't teach you anything
Everyone wants a triple threat, expects you to just have those skills. In the old days? you could show up to a random theater barely able to dance and they'd teach you, and then the incel living in the walls would make you a world class singer and actor and you'd be headlining your own show in a few years
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THEY THINK SHE DID IT
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if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees
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Ava: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Camila: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Mary: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Beatrice: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Lilith: *flips the board*
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