Bobby was legit like, “my son’s cougar gf has left him to go find herself in Ireland. i must gift him something to make him happy so he’ll forget about her. ah yes! this ex-army medic will do nicely”

Eddie Diaz went up the ladder.

Eddie Diaz who was struck by the same lightning that hit Evan Buckley. Eddie Diaz who fell after it happened. Eddie Diaz who first reaction after being hit by lightning was to go to his partner. Eddie Diaz who climbed the ladder without any harness to reach him. Eddie Diaz who put himself in danger, in the rain, screaming for Buck. Eddie Diaz who tried to pull his partner lifeless body with only one arm, screaming, in the rain, without a harness on top of a ladder, after taking a fall because of the lightning. Eddie Diaz who so desperately wanted to be able to reach him. Eddie Diaz who had to slowly make sure to let his partner’s body down. Eddie Diaz who pushed his own captain aside so he could see Buck. Eddie Diaz who had to do CPR on his best friend to restart his heart. Eddie Diaz who screamed at the hospital to demand they do more than their best. Eddie Diaz who couldn’t look at his partner in an hospital bed. Eddie Diaz who had to listen to his son asking Buck to come home. Eddie Diaz who was probably thinking that his son was about to lose another parent. Eddie Diaz who cried silently. Eddie Diaz who knows exactly that Buck died for three minutes and seventeen seconds.

Eddie Diaz went up the ladder for the man he loves.

Eddie Diaz went up the ladder for Evan Buckley.

When someone says "fun fact" you just know whatever they continue with us going to be the most boring thing you've ever heard

okay fr do y’all reply to fic comments as authors?? I always feel too embarrassed to do it??? but maybe I should idk lmao

This might be a me problem, but lately, reading some of Kanej fics feels like Inej doesn't like Kaz... which is strange. Like narratively, we are told/shown that Kaz does have feelings for Inej... but Inej is like "this mf is breathing and I don't understand why he's near me."

Like I'm not trying to be difficult or picky, maybe that's the point of the fic to get them to point T. But the narrative seems to suggest this purely one-sided. And hey, I'm all for Inej beating feelings off with a stick, girl is actually obvious when it comes to feelings lol I just... I'm just confused as to why I feel like she can't stand him.

Human Sayings Jake Sully Tries to Bring to the Na’vi Accidentally (imagine these all in Na’vi all janky as fuck):

-Jake, during a war council meeting: you win some you loose some. 

Tarsem, nodding sagely: This is very wise, Jake Suli. 

-Jake: Lo’ak will be back before eclipse, Eywa willing if the creek don’t rise. 

Neytiri: tHE CREEK IS RISING?

Jake: Wait, no–

-Jake, before Lo’ak’s iknimaya: break a leg!

Lo’ak, tearing up: wHaT?!?

Jake: wait–

-This man is constantly knocking on wood. There’s so much wood available, he lives in a tree for God’s sake. He’s like “the hunt will be blessed today, knock on wood,” or “I think it might rain later, knock on wood,” and all the Omaticaya are so confused. 

-He called Neytiri’s medicine bag a fanny pack one time. 

-During a war council meeting: Alright, let’s table this. Revisit after dinner. 

Tonowari: You want us to attack the human fleet with tables??

Jake: Ugh, no, sorry. 

-Told Neteyam not to be “such a wet blanket” one time when he told Lo’ak not to jump down to Jake from a really high waterfall when they were little. Definitely broke his nose when Lo’ak misjudged the jump and landed on him. Definitely also got in trouble with Neytiri when the kids won’t stop calling each other wet blankets for at least a month. The wetness of the blankets ratchets up based on how mad the person is. Kiri once told Lo’ak he was a sopping blanket when he stepped on Spider’s foot. 

-Told Neytiri Neteyam tripped over a branch by saying he “ate it” once and she was horrified, mostly because why would an eight year old be dumb enough eat a branch. 

-Told Mo’at he was “feeling under the weather” once when she asked how he felt. She did not question it at all, deciding if he really wanted her to know he’d tell her in real words.

-Told Ronal he and Tonowari were going to “shoot the breeze.” Ronal was disgusted with this waste of time and resources. 

Y’all motherfuckers are forgetting your Jake Sully lore when you write your human aus. My man was 22 goddamn years old when he had his kids. He was a child himself basically. He was acting like it in the first movie too. Second movie Jake Sully is a traumatized 30 year old man with like 15 children, somehow, desperately trying to do everything he can to keep his family alive.

In a no war scenario? My man is another child for Neteyam and Neytiri to watch. Honestly sometimes Neytiri is also a child for Neteyam and Mo’at to watch. Girl is jumping off of trees and laughing hesterically with Jake after they almost get killed by Toruk. Strict Jake Sully is military-keeping-his-family-alive-at-all-costs Jake Sully. No war Jake Sully? Man is wrestling Lo’ak and Spider in the mud right before a nice dinner and then blaming it on them. He’s gonna kick Kiri and then point at baby Tuk and say she did it. That scene in Malcolm in the Middle when the dad pays Malcolm money to take the blame for something he did? That’s no war parent Jake Sully.

First Art collab, and it's with the amazing @cilyra :)

“Is there anyone to protect you?”

“Was there no one to protect you?”

Kanej 😭❤️

Some angst:)))))

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when talking about the crows ... never forget the original bird found family of criminals

I decided to make some positive translation memes

[ID: a picture of kitten looking at a phone edited to be crying and surrounded by heart emoji with text reading 'when a translator worked hard for me to be able to access a piece of media]

Girls will go "comfort character <3" and its a girl covered in blood and a guy whos in love with her

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

im going to have a stroke