For every strength, there is a weakness.

And they always come in the dumbest forms...

I love that my calculus, astrophysics, and physics professors are literal geniuses and can calculate the temperature of a black hole, yet they can’t figure out how to turn the volume on their computer up.

I am oprning myself up to drabblr commissions/line arts/ physical canvases to make rent. Something. I really need the help skull and i have been trying our hardest latelt and it hasnt been enough i want and need to do this. I also will make packers for $10. Please share or let me know.

heres some shipping nonsense i can’t stand

This is probably one of the things Stanley went through. Especially the stairs. XD!!!

If Stanley ended up somewhere else in cyberspace. Also, the song for the trailer is weird, but a favorite.

And here we see Stanley fooling around in the virtual world, just like we see in the game.

This is probably the aftermath of “All I See.” And then we see Stanley exploring this virtual world until he discovers it isn’t real.

This is probably “The Stanley Parable” prologue.

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

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She shook her head. “No, he never goes out, to my knowledge. But I know he comes and goes as he pleases, so I’m not sure where he is. Probably holding up the shop while I’m here.”

“Well, I bet he’s interesting. Maybe I’ll go to your shop, sometime.” It was then that Stanley decided to look around the room. “It sure is starting to get lively!”

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Aria smiled and nodded. “It actually is a lot similar to science! My brother is…anything but ordinary. He’s half cat and I found out recently that I’m a half demon. He’s nice with pretty much everyone, but tends to be far too protective of me. He hears a single word against me and he’s ready to beat the person into a bloody pulp.”

“I’ve never met a half-cat before. Then again, I don’t go out much to begin with. He sound like a good guy. Is he nearby, by any chance?” Stanley looked around them, noticing some new arrivals since Aria came. How did she not know she was half demon? Then again, androids were made to look perfectly human.

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Aria chuckled lightly. “Well, I don’t do that much at my place but mess around with potions and magic. Tends to annoy my brother, but he never understood the appeal of magic that I have.”

“You do potions and magic? Like the stuff on Harry Potter? I find that quite amusing. No one seems to realize that wizards are just scientists, themselves. Except their inventions can be used immediately.” He hummed, quite amused with himself. “What’s your brother like?”

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Aria smiled a bit. “That’s not exactly what people ask each other.”

“Well, that’s what I usually hear from the people I work with. Especially after they come back to work.” He returned the smile in kind. “Maybe it’s better if I start. I work at an office for Joja Corp., where I spend all day behind a computer working on documents. I don’t take breaks because I don’t need them. I also like to think about trees.”

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Aria let out a small huff. “Why are you asking me this?”

“I’m just making small talk. That’s what everyone does, right? They talk about the things they do in their environment for an extended period of time.” His head tilted slightly. Was there amusement in his eyes?

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Aria shook her head. “No, no, you’re fine!” She took a deep breath. “What do you mean by that?”

“Ah, let’s see... What’s another word for habitat?” Stanley’s eyes fluttered briefly as he searched his memory for the right word. “Home environment. That’s what I meant. What do you do in your home environment?”

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