there is no heterosexual explanation for this.
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When people try to come at me but realize who I am
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10:00 are required to get into the YouTube algorithm
wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days
hm
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Human beings in a mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What is a god…
To a non-believer?
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My phone is broken, it won't show the hang up button, or any buttons for that matter, on the screen during a call.
I cannot hang up the phone.
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i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it
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Meanwhile if I had money (I don't) I would pay to have sex (if prostitution was legalized (it should be)) with that BBC (Big Benedict Cumberbatch)
i have honestly never been less shocked in my life
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"Hitler's only kidding about the antisemitism" New York Times, 1922
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brothers in arms
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No comments on 69 yet so here I am
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
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“You’re a good boy. You can make it through this. You are worthy of treats.”
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this bitch is SHAKING THE TABLE
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