"I always told you to never touch my bike, let alone ride it. The only way you'll ride ever again, is inside this tank of of a gut. You can't squirm all you want, but let this be a permanent lesson."
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When they schedule your tattoo at lunch time.
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What it really means to have late nights at the office.
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"What's the matter, can't handle the heat in there?"
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"Mmmm, you feel like dough in there. I'm great at kneading, as you know."
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"Babe, I think I know who we can try this on."
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"You thought I wasn't going to vore ya? HA, proved you wrong."
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"Dude, I'm about to sign off. This tank needs some serious attention right now."
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"Hey bro, lets just agree to disagree -- like always. This was definitely the correct choice, in my opinion."
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"There can only be one winner at this table."
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"I'm taking this one home with me. You guys close up for me, yeah? Ooft."
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"Thank you for choosing my coffee shop for your first date. *urpppppp* I think it went VERY well."
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"I'm the captain now. Follow my orders, or end up like your colleague."
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"Come on babe, belch for me. I wanna feel him kicking." *bworrrrrrrpppppp*
"Mmmm, yeah. He's feisty."
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At this barbershop, they only accept vore as a tip.
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"You wanna feel him squirm?"
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"Yeah, I found him. *urppppp* He tried to swim away, but I sent him down the hatch."
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