🧷🧼Muddy Bounce💦🧷 

“I don’t care how full that diaper is, you're spending the rest of your morning in the bouncy seat, working out the rest of this morning's soapy enema while I have some grown up fun with our visitor in the next room! No... I am not changing that gross sponge clinging to your waist until you've completely emptied your tummy, and after last time it’s safe to say you need plenty of time and lots of motion to accomplish that. Now stop stalling and turn around so I can get that seat securely fastened, and to keep that soggy muck contained, I have your XXL All in One cloth diaper to add!” 

“Hey... are you almost done in there? How long does it take to put Poopy-Pants into his widdle baby seat?” 

“Sorry, he’s just being extra fussy this morning because I’ve been telling him about all the fun we’re about to have while he dangles making uncontrollable "Pushies" for the rest of the morning. Do me a favor... head into his nursery and grab me a couple things please.  You should find a pair of thick mitts and a giant pacifier with some straps attached to it on his crib rail. I’m planning on leaving the playroom door open so he can hear all the fun we’re having, and I don’t feel like listening to his pathetic whimpers.” 

Okay, so I'm maybe a little wet

👦🏻👕Bye Bye Baby Boy👗👧🏻 

"I really hope you enjoyed that overblown tantrum you threw today... because it just cost you the last of your "boi" privileges, my little potty pants.  Seeing as you don't want to be a baby boy like your Bubba anymore, you'll be our Sweet Lil Sissy instead! Get used to those "fancy" Personal-Potty covers, because that's all you'll be wearing around the house from now on... that is unless we have company, then of course we'll put you into one of the many matching dresses waiting to fill your closet." 

"That's right, say bye bye to your Old' Boy clothes widdle Sis! Don't worry, they won't be going into trash... these, and the rest of your current wardrobe is getting bagged up and deposited at the local Goodwill. This way we'll have plenty of room to hang all your cute Toddler dresses and Frilly pants." 

"Now, before we lay you down for your afternoon nap and start working on your closet, I believe there's some debt owed from a certain fanny for that tantrum you threw today. Crawl on into the nursery so we can start collecting, and since Mister Paddle is "missing" for the moment, the Tushy Tanner will be filling in." 😈 

Do they smell good 😅😅😅

He loves PAMPERS

Big baby

Diaper bitch

Peekaboo DIAPER HOMO

Don't look SURPRISED EVERYONE WILL SEE

Nice PAMPERS especially Pink ones😅😅

What are you doing 😂😂😂😂

Just listen to him 😆😆😆😆😆

Caught in Diapers SPREAD HIM