frogy

wheres those tweets where like. someone misread a tweet saying marx was ugly as their bias being ugly so they attacked them and they were like UNPROVOKED??? but when the responder realised they misread it instead of chilling out they doubled down

my point exactly

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually

14-year-old me explaining how it’s actually perfectly normal to loathe being a dude and to wish you could be a girl and to have vivid dreams about being a girl and insisting you’re the weird one if you don’t:

All my friends on the Boy Scout trip who just wanted me to teach them how to make styrofoam napalm while the scoutmaster was gone and will pretend this conversation never happened as soon as it’s over:

Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus)

why is google docs correcting my fucking DNA sequence

I feel like at least one of them was lying…