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I Dont Really Know What Im Doing
I’m starting to figure out what I’m doing and it’s kinda cool please watch as I learn what I’m doing and hopefully you’ll learn right along with me!!!
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RadioStatic!!!
On their 7th year anniversary together as lover Vox decided to make it the most special anniversary Alastor ever had yet!!
The night before Vox spoiled him in bed and really made him feel like he was on cloud nine, when Alastor woke up he was greeted to breakfast in bed— but it was from a guy who was climbing up the latter and /almost/ becoming an overlord until Vox got him last night and cooked him up as breakfast for his sweet sweet deer!
Once Alastor was done eating he went to the bathroom to see his new clothes Folded up nicely on the counter, they were clean new pair of clothes that Vox made Vel make for him a week prior to this. Vox knows every inch and corner on Alastors body so the mesourments were practically perfect when all was said and done.
It was a red wine button up shirt with black slacks a blazer and tie with his normal hooves like boots finished off with beautiful gold jewelry (rings, necklace, bracelets and deer earrings). When he got fully dressed and went out of the bathroom he was met with a beautiful boque of blood red roses wrapped is sparkling black paper.
By the time he left the room there was roses petals across the floor leading to the front door and sees Vox also dressed to the fine nines wearing black and blue and his jewelry was sliver he was complimenting Alastors outfit like a puzzle piece. Vox opened the car door like a gentleman completely pampering Alastor.
They went to the wrath ring and all day they cleaned the city with the blood of the poor souls who were outside that day, and by the end of the night they went back to the Pride ring to go to their favorite restaurant. They place was completely booked so that they can have the place to themselves with no interruptions and a skeleton crew working that day as well.
They were met with the finest of soul food that Alastor had as a kid and brought back good meaningful memories now more are being added to it with Vox in it. At the end of the night when everything was said and done Vox had one more present to give him which would truly top off the night!
Vox grabbed a box out of the shadows and handed it to Alastor the box was wrapped in red wrapping paper with a black bow on top of it. When Alastor took the led off of the box he gasped in shock! He immediately put both hands into the box to grab what was in there when he pulled it out he couldn’t stop smiling (an actual genuine smile from deer ear to deer ear) and Vox couldn’t contain his excitement anymore, he shot up from his chair hands slamming the table!
Vox: SO do you like it?!
Alastor put the thing down and leap over the table tackling Vox to the ground showing him with kisses and whispers of words of affirmation. When they both got home Alastor as all to excited to add the new Alastor look like furbies to the collection for different kinds of furbies to an ever growing shelf of them ♥️
#vox x alastor#vox#alastor x vox#hazbin vox#voxal#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio
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Oh absolutely he’s as skittish as a deer 🤣 doesn’t like it when things do go he’s way, that’s why he loovesss sleeping with Vox. Literally nothing could go wrong unless you push him off of the bed and he’s cords don’t get ripped off otherwise that’s baaaaad news.
But Alastor is a night Owl at heart. After a long day of talking as a radio host just /sitting/ there in the silent presence next to your love one is all that you need. (But I like to think that Vox makes that fan sound that big old computers have then their rebooting or shutting down from over usage) so he’ll listen to that until he eventually gets tried.
Or he’ll want to talk even more but this time not so animated like— more like a whisper, no filter just he’s own actual genuine authentic real voice that only Voxs coma like ears to hear. Alastor would explain he’s day in detail or talk about interesting facts he learned that day,who he killed, how he eat that said person, or just reading to him out loud.
And because vox goes to bed /much/ more earlier then he does he obviously wakes much earlier. Sometimes even 4 in the morning since he was so used to getting out at the crack of dawn to go to work every day when he was still alive so at this point it’s deep in his bones to do this.
when he wakes up he gets to see just how at peace and beautiful Alastor looks and goes to see the camera footage in the computer room (I still like to think that Vox thinks that al doesn’t know but he knows ya know?) and by the time he’s done watching and catching up what he missed out on and crawls back into bed Alastor is starting to wake up
Vox gets his morning kisses ritual in and answers all the questions that Alastor asked, commented on the topics that jumped around during the night, complemented his singing, asked some questions on said topics and some of his own fun facts here and there and gave his own thoughts about the new chapter of the book his deer read to him all while Alastor is still trying to wake up.
It really does take a minute or so for Al to wake up while Vox is up and ready to go all dressed in his suit. Buy the time Vox is done cooking breakfast (that’s the only thing he knows how to cook)((plus the only thing Al lets him cook)) his deer is all dressed in his suit and now their /both/ to take on the world one viewer at a time ♥️ 
RadioStatic !!!
Whenever their going to sleep Vox has to shut down completely to charge faster in the night. But because of that he doesn’t move around in bed. He sleeps like the dead, completely stiff as a board so the wires connecting to his head won’t rip off and shutting down feels like being put into a timed coma.
But because he’s like this his favorite deer cuddles him at night like a body pillow. He uses him as he sees fit. Grabs his arm to cuddle him, climbing on top of him to sleep in his chest, pushing him carefully to the corner so Alastor gets majority of the bed.
Stuff like that
So when Vox wakes up he looks through the security camera in their room (yes a security camera 🙄 Vox thinks that Alastor doesn’t know about but he does) ((he secretly /loves/ being watched but won’t ever admit it)) and looks through it to see how many times Alastor kissed,hug and cuddle and before noon even hits Vox returns all the kisses,hugs and cuddles that he missed out on during the long and lonely night that his deer has to face every night.
And Alastor loves waking up to being spoiled and pampered by Vox. It’s a beautiful way to start off the day!
#radiostatic#vox x alastor#oh. hey. you didnt say it would be like eyes-tearing-up levels of cute#vox#alastor x vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#voxal#hazbin alastor#staticlovetune#staticradio
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RadioStatic !!!
Whenever their going to sleep Vox has to shut down completely to charge faster in the night. But because of that he doesn’t move around in bed. He sleeps like the dead, completely stiff as a board so the wires connecting to his head won’t rip off and shutting down feels like being put into a timed coma.
But because he’s like this his favorite deer cuddles him at night like a body pillow. He uses him as he sees fit. Grabs his arm to cuddle him, climbing on top of him to sleep in his chest, pushing him carefully to the corner so Alastor gets majority of the bed.
Stuff like that
So when Vox wakes up he looks through the security camera in their room (yes a security camera 🙄 Vox thinks that Alastor doesn’t know about but he does) ((he secretly /loves/ being watched but won’t ever admit it)) and looks through it to see how many times Alastor kissed,hug and cuddle and before noon even hits Vox returns all the kisses,hugs and cuddles that he missed out on during the long and lonely night that his deer has to face every night.
And Alastor loves waking up to being spoiled and pampered by Vox. It’s a beautiful way to start off the day!
#vox x alastor#vox#alastor x vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#voxal#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
One night when Vox and Alastor were at the deers home they got pretty drunk and Vox admitted that he’s real name was Vincent.
Alastor fell in love with the name and on a different occasion when they were getting freaky freaky on Voxs couch Alastor moaned he’s real name.
Vox completely forgot about telling him his real name immediately got hard fast hearing he’s beautiful deer say he’s name like that all the while Alastor was shocked. Thinking that Vox word hate him for using his real name.
That paranoia was quickly thrown out the window when Vox pounced on top of him making sure that all Alastor could say that night was “Vincent!”
Alastor didn’t know how much it’ll drive Vox crazy hearing his own name being said by him but oohhh boy he learned lesson. He knows now to only that on special occasions 😉 
#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#voxal#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!!
They’re doing it freaking freaking one time when Alastor was in his deer rut and defined laws of nature and accidentally got Alastor pregnant.
Alastor freaked out because what the hell he’s a make deer also you can’t get pregnant in hell! PLUS him and Vox are still in the new stages of their relationship this is their hell this is their first time having sex man how could this happen!!
Either way Alastor dips he doesn’t want to put the burden of father hood on Vox. He’s parents were in a forced marriage because none of them thought to use protection and his life with parents who live each other were terrible. Only his mother loved him and when push came to shove and he had to kill his dad. He didn’t want to do that to his child.
He was gonna do better and do what his mother should have done. He left. He didn’t say a word because he knew that if he did he would have stayed. Asked Vox to be a father and ruin his life. So at the dead of night he left their bed and when Vox woke up he was gone. Didn’t leave a note or anything.
He gave birth with his Shadow and Nifity and Rosie by his side. But to be honest he felt more alone then ever. He most definitely suffered from PPD and Husk/Rosie took over looking after the fawn most of the time when Alastor depression hit the hardest
Husk and Rosie feel into the dynamic of good cop bad cop. Rosie is really good with kids since she’s around them all the time while Husk is the voice of reason and has to be the one that says no. But on rare occasions he’ll say yes.
Since Husk was being an amazing uncle he let him get a TV inside their house. It’s big and old and the quality is shit but it’s mush more better then going to the pub and being forced to socialize only to try and watch Dance Moms. So HEY beggars can’t be choosers.
He even lets the little one come into his room once and while to watch some cartoons (obviously when Al isn’t home otherwise he thinks he’ll finally kill him). Al has a rule that all the doors in the bedroom open unless it’s night time.
Alastor had to pass Husks room in able to go downstairs and heard singing, Alastor thought husk was watching a musical and /oh/ does Alastor LOVE musicals. He stoped by the door way to see what he was watching only to find the Princess of Hell herself fighting Katie Killjoy and singing about a “Happy Hotel”.
It’s basically a place where sinners get redeemed and go to heaven. This is perfect! Alastor doesn’t believe that a sinner can get redeemed but he knows he’s daughter will! She never sinned before nor has she been given the chance to have free will as a human to even BECOME a sinner in the first place! They’ll have no choice but to take her up there!
But first he needs to see if it’s legit enough to bring hes daughter there. Let alone if the hotel is actually real. He goes to Rosie and asked if his little miracle fawn can stay with her for a while and tells her his plan.
Obviously she agrees to take her in no strings attached. Then he goes to Husk and Nifty and tells them about the plan. Nifity agrees to do it because she’ll always follow her king roach anywhere he goes and Husk has no choice BUT to agree. (He also sees the good in that little girl and wants the best for her but won’t say it)
After awhile at staying at the Hotel Husk and Nifity help him build the courage to try and talk to Vox again. Nifity Pure Pressure him into and Husk giving him tough love. He went to the tailor fist to 1) procrastinate 2) to look his up most best when he sees Vox.
Only to see him across the Tailor shop speaking absolute slander about him threw the TVs. It breaks his heart but he understands completely where all this anger is coming from, but hearing how utterly pathetic and desperate he sounds while singing he knows that Vox doesn’t hate him entirely. So he deicides to tease him a bit (stayed gone song) but once the musical number ends he breaks down crying to his radio tower.
To Be Continued
#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#voxal#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio
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what if hatsune miku is secretly a radiostatic lovechild
Is black hat miku’s brother then?
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RadioStatic!!!
After 7 years Alastor finally reaches out and this was Voxs response 
Vox was seeing Val the whole time that Al was away and thought that Alastor left to go be a whore or something (that’s what Val’s been feeding him to believe) but in reality Al was being tortured and used by Lilith and escaped to go back to Vox only to get this reaction which leads him to go back to Lilith since he sees no point in leaving anymore.
Vox still thinks he’s running the streets and Val got his money wallet without a pesky deer to bother them anymore!
(Until Vel did some digging about all of this and found out //everything//)
#pt2?#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#voxal#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio#voxval#vox
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She looks like she’ll bite my finger off if I get too close yet bet with me for my first born child who hasn’t come yet and knows /exactly/ when I’m gonna die all at the same and her parents could be prouder! I love her so much I’m fight over the names Lucilia, Dorothy, or Evangeline for her! 
Someone asked if they could draw my radiostatic kid design, which I did because of that sweet post by @chihuahuawashere, so I thought it would be a good idea to do a little drawing of how I imagine her face looks like in a none chibi version
#radiostatic#staticradio#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#staticlovetune#love child
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I went on a whole rant on the new chapter of Spy x Family and breaking it down and giving my theory’s only to post it and only half of all the stuff I wrote not showing no matter how much I refreshed it so I thought it didn’t load all the way but it didn’t go threw so I deleted it thinking it would come back in the drafts but it didn’t so I lost everything everything and it was so good especially how I worded certain things and I spent kinda the whole day on it because I was going detective mode for nothing so sorry in the next two days I’ll post something different I’m kinda disappointed right now 😭 but if you know how to get it back please tell me 
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RadioStatic!!!
After pitching the “business deal” to Alastor and him truining it down Vox still want to be professional so he went in to shake Alastors hand.
When Alastor accepted the hand shake he pulled Vox into a hug and traced the word /love you/ on his back with his index finger. Vox pushed him away because he thought he was getting pranked on getting laughed at.
But when he looked into Alastors eyes he saw pain and even tho that deer was smiling it didn’t match his eyes at all. But before he could even say anything Alastor walked out of building.
A month later of not seeing Alastor Vox gained the courage to look over the security cameras in the office he pitch his idea to Alastor in. That camera in the corner had a good angle of Alastors face and Vox was completely surprised to see that Alastor didn’t mess up the camera quality.
Vox continuing, to watch the pitch go down again saw that ever time he mentioned Val Alastor gave a sour look but Vox was to excited to even notice that look and the more he kepted mentioning him the more Alastor looked mad.
At the end the pitch when he said no and Vox got pulled into the hug he saw that Alastor traced something on him. What was that? He grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and began copying what Alastor wrote on him back when it done he realized what it said /love you/ HOLY SHIT!
Alastor loved him! He loves him to! But as he continued watching the security footage, he was just how heartbroken his deer was when he walked away from him and out the room.
He paused the video because right after Alastor left he broke down crying and he doesn’t want to see that again.
But he kepted wondering, and thinking “if Alastor loves me then why did he turn down my offer?” As he kepted replaying the footage over and over and over and over again he realized that if Valentino wasn’t mentioned at all throughout the how meeting then maybe Alastor would have agreed!
If he didn’t have Valentino then he would still have his deer! Why does he need that moth again? For money? Alastor have a million dollar smile! What good is that moth again? He doesn’t want him anymore he wants his deer! He knows exactly who’s at fault with taking his beautiful singing deer from him and
Ohhhhhhhhhhh he needs his revenge 
#vox#vox x alastor#alastor x vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticradio#to be continued?#part 2?
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OMG SHES SOOOOO CUTE SHE LOOKS LIKE A CUTE LITTLE PUPPET I WANNA SQUEEZE HER CHECKS SO BAD 😭 I WANNA SEE MORE OF HER NOW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAWING HER (I gotta name her now 💀)
RadioStatic!!!
They have a little girl who genes are more to alastors side and learned that she can turn into a deer just like her father! Alastor is obviously proud about this and runs it in Voxs face every chance he gets but Vox secretly loves that their little princess looks more like Alastor.
Vox loves this because he gets footage of his deers bonding in the bayou Alastor made for them and even tho Vox hates going outside he loves watching them having a good time together.
(Real footage of Alastor watching over their little fawn as she gets used to being a deer and playing around)
#radiostatic#alastor x vox#vox#vox x alastor#voxal#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
Real footage on Voxs Cameras in the buyoue of Alastor in his deer from squaring up on other animals in the swamp because they made his little fawn sad and crying.
When Alastor comes back home Vox was laughing his ass off at him replaying the video over and over again of his fighting literal animals but Alastor isn’t even mad it was all in the name of their daughter so it was all worth it also he won! His not mad at all!
#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#voxal#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
They have a little girl who genes are more to alastors side and learned that she can turn into a deer just like her father! Alastor is obviously proud about this and runs it in Voxs face every chance he gets but Vox secretly loves that their little princess looks more like Alastor.
Vox loves this because he gets footage of his deers bonding in the bayou Alastor made for them and even tho Vox hates going outside he loves watching them having a good time together.
(Real footage of Alastor watching over their little fawn as she gets used to being a deer and playing around)
#radiostatic#alastor x vox#vox#vox x alastor#voxal#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
It’s cold and dark out and the /last/ thing Alastor wants is his heat source to leave. He knows that Vox has a big meeting to go to help further their AV Empire but with comfortable he is right now he honestly doesn’t want to leave.
Alastor is on top of Vox holding head while he’s legs clinged around his waist putting him in a tight sleepy grip as Vox has no way to get out of bed.
“My deer… I have to go…” Vox says in a deep soft voice directly into Alastors ear making chills go down his spine alll the way to his tail.
“No it’s raining… and raining means cuddles stupid TV head…” he says as he’s burying himself deeper into Voxs neck. 
But Vox really needs to make a good impression on these Overlords so even if he /really/ wanted to spend the whole day in Alastors arms he couldn’t afford to mess this up. So Vox continued to get out of Alastors death cuddle. The deer obviously to tried and mad turned to the side of the bed and pouted knowing that he’s going to be cold in bed.
And seeing Alastor is one of Voxs hoodies looking all cute calm and /safe/ means so much to him that he could help but spoon Alastor in bed. And feeling his lovely heat source up against his back the deer turned around back to his favorite TV and cuddle his right back with Voxs hands crawling up and down his but underneath his hoodie. Immediately putting Alastor right back to sleep listening to the rain hit the roof as cold from the fan hit their face while both of them drifted back to sleep knowing that they are in each other arms safe n sound are warm.
In the late morning Vox woke up in a panic— granted this is one of the best sleeps he ever had before (living and death) he knew he completely fucked up and started booking it to the front door looking like a mess until his assistant stopped him telling him that he already pushed the meeting into the afternoon and enjoy his morning.
Still so so shocked and surprised just thank him and walked back into his and Alastors room where he sees his deer completely dead to the world sleeping like there is no tomorrow. And considering that he now has plenty of time on his hands he walks deeper inti the room and crawls back in bed where Alastor automatically opens his arms for him to crawl into. This it’s Voxs turn to sleep on top of him ❤️
This video gave me the inspiration for this and the same poses RadioStatic were in 
#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#voxal#vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radiostatic#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
It’s pretty obvious why Alastor didn’t get the hint with Voxs “business partners arrangement 😉”
I mean can you blame him? Back in Alastors days if you wanted to let someone know that your interested then you would have to court them out right or sometimes even ask the father for permission to try and make moves on their daughters.
So of course Alastor didn’t get the hint!!! A simple ‘let’s go grab a coffee and a movie’ literally means ‘let’s go grab a coffee and a movie’ to him! All of those subtle hints go right pass his head he needs someone straight forward no beating around the bush!
So it was only reasonable that Vox thought he got rejected but instead of being a pathetic loser baby and whining about it. The very next day he stormed over to Alastors house and banged on his door like it was the police.
Nifty opened the door all mad wondering who the hell banged on the door only for Vox to jump over her run up the stairs and turned the corner. He slammed that door open to find Alastor in his little library sitting near the window with a book at hand.
/god he looks beautiful/
“Alastor! Would you please do on a date with me?!” Vox says at the door way all panting and scared of rejection again.
“Oh my I was wondering when you were gonna ask me!!” Alastor says putting his book down and walking towards Vox. He most definitely thought he was dreaming until Alastor grabbed him by his bow tie and threatened to kill him if he ever ran and broke doors around his house again.
“Just tell me when and where and I’ll be there” he says before slamming the door in Voxs face to continue his reading but also hide the blush on his face but Vox definitely saw that blush, he was gonnna say something until Nifty threw him out for being to disrespectful ♥️
#hazbin hotel vox#vox x alastor#voxal#vox#alastor x vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin alastor#radiostatic#staticradio
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RadioStatic!!!
They’re begging of their realtionship with one another and the one thing Vox loves /the most/ about Alastor right now is just how kiss starved he is!
At first it was werid and awkward to kiss a TV screen but he quickly learned that he actually loves it. It makes Alastor all weak in the knees he’s head fuzzy and his heart flutter but what he loves the most is that little spark of electricity he gets when he kisses Vox!
Of course Alastor still have a reputation to uphold so he never kisses Vox in public he just stands really close to him (leaves no room for Jesus)
But when he’s bored he goes to Vox when hes deep in the computer room searching for something with all the plugs in his head. He’ll quickly walk up to him and mounts himself on top of Vox and starts kissing him all over his face until all of the Pride Ring has a black out again because honestly? That’s the most entertaining part of it all!!!
#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#alastor#vox#voxal#radiostatic#staticradio
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Do you think Alastor has white spots on his body like a deer has?
Like imagine after fighting with Adam and he already crawls back into his radio station. He takes off all of his clothes where the wound is and his back, shoulders butt and thighs are littered with white spots and scars.
I also believe he has a thin layer of fur all around his body and not just clean skin. But because he was so used to to shaving himself when he was alive to look presentable he’s subconscious about it so that’s why his shirt is all the way to his neck.
Also he doesn’t want anyone asking about his scars and knowing to much about him so he covers it all up, so during the summer time in Hell he literally/feel/ like he’s in hell with all those layers plus the fur.
But I like to think that when Alastor and Vox were still together Alastor would sleep with no shirt on and on his stomach and Vox would rub his hand up in down his spine watching as the soft fur moves with his hand. And gently grazing up against the patches on scars that the fur couldn’t grow over anymore.
I don’t really know that kind of deer he is but I like to imagine that he has so cute white spots and Vox would kiss each and every one of them every night before going to bed ❤️
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#voxal#alastor x vox#vox x alastor#radiostatic#staticradio
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