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chickenwingexpert · 3 hours
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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
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chickenwingexpert · 8 hours
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chickenwingexpert · 2 days
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Literally how me and @definitelynotdabi got together. 😆
i want to kill you
are you flirting with me
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chickenwingexpert · 2 days
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she has a flower for you!
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chickenwingexpert · 3 days
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
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chickenwingexpert · 10 days
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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chickenwingexpert · 12 days
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Oh, my love. You're safe with me now. Who hurt you? Who made you feel unloved, unadored? Let me carve their hearts out for you. Show me your thorns and let me show you hands ready to bleed.
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chickenwingexpert · 15 days
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little gentlemen
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chickenwingexpert · 16 days
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chickenwingexpert · 17 days
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and I'd choose you in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you
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chickenwingexpert · 17 days
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I love you, stop being mean to yourself in your head, I love you, lets get better together, I love you
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chickenwingexpert · 17 days
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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chickenwingexpert · 17 days
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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chickenwingexpert · 18 days
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kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you
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chickenwingexpert · 18 days
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Just hold my face and kiss me senseless please
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chickenwingexpert · 18 days
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My idea of peace is laying in bed with you with my leg thrown over yours. You kiss the top of my head every now and again. We are safe.
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chickenwingexpert · 18 days
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Please, let me have you. Even if it’s for a little while, let me pretend I belong to you.
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