Here is my unsolicited, drunken Dan and Phil opinion: they are at their best when they're together, but fuck any of you for insinuating that they should not try to do their own things, independent of each other, and that they're not equally valid on their own. They're individuals, and they should be appreciated as such.

I guess I should clarify that you don't have to enjoy each equally, but I feel like that should go without saying. Let's all enjoy our individuality while also appreciating that sometimes we're at our best when we're collaborating with other people. <3

From the tipsy keyboard of a lady who has been married for 10 years.

I'll always love this.

FRIENDS ( 1994 - 2004 ) ↳ season 5 episode 15

Okay, I get that everyone is allowed to feel how they feel, but would you guys have been happier with no Sword AF, at all? Because they didn't have to make it, and they could have decided not to. Some of you sound so damn entitled.

so when do i get the 2024 version of this

honestly fuck "side hustles" unless they're something you genuinely want to do. It sucks that they're a thing that some people have to do in order to survive because their "regular" hustle doesn't pay a living wage.

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

Fucking FACTS. I used to pirate ALL of my media, but then I virtually stopped when streaming services came along. Lately, however, I have started pirating again due the reasons above. Streaming services are just attempting to reinvent cable, but with more steps, and I'm not fucking here for it.

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

OMG same. I mean I love Um Actually but I'm so impatient!

the fact that dropout is still making me PERSONALLY wait another two weeks to see if the “um, actually” with amanda and damien will be released is literally torture

We don't have pennies in Canada anymore and it's better tbh.

Nickel/Coiny haters:

/j

God really said 'copy-paste' but imma make the two in the middle gay and British

Oooof. A brief venture into the Smosh tag (due to Shayne and Courtney's marriage announcement, which I'm thrilled about btw) is a stern reminder of why I mostly avoid fandom spaces these days. People are entitled to their feelings and opinions and while most of what I saw was positive, there was far more hate directed at certain cast members than I ever would have expected, and it was a huge downer. Honestly I should have expected it, given past fandom experiences I've had, but I suppose I'm always hoping that somehow, magically, people have matured and learned how to gracefully hold and express opinions without being complete douchebags. However, it seems I shouldn't hold my breath.

Also please note that I'm aware that people can say whatever the fuck they want on their own blogs. I'm the one who is bothered, so I'm the one who will continue to avoid blogs that I don't like.

it's giving "corporate wants you to tell the difference..."

This is so fucking hilarious to me given the circumstances. Like honestly I'm losing my damn mind.

yeah no that was crazy. this guy gets it.

Tbqh part of me hopes they never mention it again and keep us guessing forever.

A list of possibilities on what could happen moving forward:

We find out it was all real, Shayne and Court are fr married and happy, they’re just goofy and did it on april fools on purpose

We find out it was fake and they planned it for months, tomorrow’s video is a look inside all the prep they did to pull it off

We find out it was all fake and they planned it for months but we never figure out how or way

They say it’s fake and then they move on way too fast like it never happened

They literally never mention it ever again and we never know

This list is in order of best to worst in terms of damage to my psyche.

Just your average Dan and Phil date night

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

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