i live in florida what do i do

stop

*my head turns red and steam comes outta my ears like a steam whistle**

i think people have used this template better than me

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

Chocolate Cakes

one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

Bro balls collection part 1

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

Girls…are like strawberries

Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

Queen Marceline and princess Bonnibel plotting to overthrow Bonnie's uncle

I don't even know what to call this AU. Royalty AU? Not really, they have their titles in canon. Fantasy AU? Adventure Time is already a mix of fantasy and sci-fi. Alternative Universe - less post apo and more political games???

Also watch me experiment with textures. I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm dedicated to figure it out lol