Had this saved in drafts for some reason.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth

We need more mad scientists that aren't engineers, chemists, or biologists. Where are the mad linguists learning eldritch tongues? Where are the mad archaeologists digging up ancient objects of power? Where are the mad physicists sending ships into black holes or sticking people in experimental spacecraft to test their theories? Where are the mad computer scientists hacking powerful organizations to spread mind-melting memes...wait, that's just Anonymous. Never mind.

I just think we need more representation of fields of mad science than engineering, chemistry, and biology. Those are all fine and dandy, of course, but the POTENTIAL-

That scene in Rick and Morty when mom Beth said to sci-fi Beth "I'm you with the patience to do laundry." Mood. Me before and after medicating my ADHD.

please help me create a masterlist of mad scientist movies for all of us who enjoy this trope!!

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back to the future (1985) classic, parts 1, 2, 3

frankenstein (classic)

re-animator (hp lovecraft inspired) parts 1, 2, 3

dr. horrible sing-along blog (leans slightly more to the evil scientist trope, but still good)

the rocky horror picture show

from beyond

i’m at the airport on my way to the annual mad scientist convention but security pulled me aside for not putting my radioactive sludge in a little plastic bag so now i’m gonna be late >:(

what the fuck is a talking stage, can you shoot me?

it gets worse and worse everyday 

so when a doctor spends 30 minutes performing CPR and revives someone they're "a hero" and it's "a miracle they could come back after being dead that long" but when I spend 6 months synthesising new organs to bring them back after the doctors failed it's "horrifying to witness" and "a crime against nature itself" and "technically graverobbing but none of the laws cover it so we're not entirely sure what to charge you with". Typical

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow

honestly so real of you to get trapped in the machine. So based of you to get trapped in the machine. So machinepilled to get trapped in the machine.

Abe Abe Abe Abe Abe Abe

my love <3

reblog to slap his bald head

My frustrated baby