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cheesy-bagels · 16 days
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cheesy-bagels · 29 days
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cast this shit
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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cheesy-bagels · 1 month
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tsundere ass bitch
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cheesy-bagels · 1 month
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i didn't stop the fight bc i wanted to see who would win... i guess they can die in a fight
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cheesy-bagels · 1 month
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thanks bro
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cheesy-bagels · 3 months
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reading great gatsby in english class, time to be so so normal about this book
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cheesy-bagels · 3 months
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why hello there, old sport
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cheesy-bagels · 4 months
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cant believe i forgot this
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english class inspired me greatly, my classmates love my memes :)
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cheesy-bagels · 4 months
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english class inspired me greatly, my classmates love my memes :)
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cheesy-bagels · 5 months
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ive been losing my mind over the option to think about pizza in dsaf 2 (or pizzer, as jack calls it??)
sorry for bad quality, idk how to screen record on steam deck..
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cheesy-bagels · 5 months
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this image haunted me until i made it real
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cheesy-bagels · 6 months
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lmao
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cheesy-bagels · 8 months
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im having a moment
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cheesy-bagels · 9 months
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me and my siblings refrence this all the time, truly the image ever
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“I’m addicted to eating dry wall :(”
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cheesy-bagels · 9 months
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cheesy-bagels · 1 year
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thanks to my sibling for this idea
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cheesy-bagels · 1 year
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ryuann is fr just himbo x bimbo, they're both stupid and i love them<3
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