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el | 29 | dyke | uk currently being entirely normal about the nanny. writes on ao3 @groove_bunker. ringleader of the cc babcock defence squad, obviously.
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Five Word Sentences
"I feel lost without you."
"What's your problem with me?"
"I don't see the problem."
"Not what I came for."
"I guess you are right."
"Did you lie to me?"
"Why did you do that?"
"I'm really disappointed in you."
"Can you please just go?"
"I miss you every day."
"This must be a mistake."
"Fine, I'll go with you."
"I don't feel so good."
"No need to be gentle."
"You have lied to me!"
"We don't know the truth."
"That just can't be right."
"I'm not happy without you."
"Have you ever loved me?"
"I'm always on your side."
"Not exactly what I expected."
"Find someone else to annoy."
"I don't miss you anymore."
"That's a very stupid idea."
"It gave me great joy."
"Let's just call it love."
"Kiss me or leave me."
"There is something between us."
"I don't actually believe you."
"You're not a good person."
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fran x cc - there is something between us
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CC rolled her eyes as Fran made her way through the front door. “You know trespassing isn’t exactly a good look for you, Nanny Fine.”
Fran threw up her hands and gestured toward the front door. “You could hardly call it trespassin’ when you just let me through your front door.”
CC sighed and shut the door. “What is it you want?”
Fran turned and pressed a finger against CC’s chest. “Some answers.”
CC pulled away from the door and headed toward the drink cart in her dining room. “Answers to what exactly?”
Fran’s hands covered CC’s before she could open her bottle of whiskey. “There is something between us.”
CC pulled her hands away and crossed her arms. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Fran mirrored her stance and glared up at her. “So you’re telling me you go ahead making out with all your friends after opening night?”
CC turned toward her window. “I was drunk.”
Fran sighed. A small sound that seemed to float and drift off CC’s back. “You didn’t drink that night, CC. I was with you all day.”
CC dropped her arms. “It doesn’t matter. This is a useless conversation. You should just—“
A soft hand gently gripped one of CC’s. She didn’t turn but she could see Fran’s soft reflection in the window. “It could matter if you wanted it to.”
CC thought about letting go. Fran’s grip was loose and her expression told CC she could say no if she wanted to. But hadn’t CC said no enough? Hadn’t she spent a lifetime denying herself what she truly wanted?
She widened her fingers and opened her palm. Fran’s hand slipped more firmly into hers. “Fine, there’s something between us.”
Fran pulled their joined hands up and kissed the back of CC’s. “Atta girl.”
#it could matter if you wanted it to#ARE YOU KIDDING ME#truly a master of these short fics#AND IN THE WINDOW my g-d Cass im DYING#you're so fucking good I'm gonna cry#fic rec#fran x cc
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY
merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)
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I love Fran Drescher and the way she has certain outfits she just loves. This suit she wore on The Nanny (Season 5, Episode 1 - The Morning After) and Gravesend (Season 2, Episode 8 - The Cyclone).
She also wore it during the photoshoot at the Tribeca Film Festival in 2019:
And other various events she went to:
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a series of pwp vignettes in the wwyd universe
i. the smoke gets in your eyes
#wwyd#what would you do#my fic#fran x cc#cc x fran#the nanny#sometimes your friend sends you a very good thought and you can't stop thinking about it until you've written some smut
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Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)
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CBS elementary is absolutely bonkers, okay?
Sherlock crashes Joan’s car in the first episode. This is never addressed again.
Sherlock goads Joan into an illegal autopsy after he kept doing it wrong
One time Sherlock comes home with a human head and has no idea where he got it
Moriarty has a daughter who is kidnapped. Sherlock and Joan have to rescue her. With Moriarty.
Moriarty kills someone who tries to assassinate Joan and then sends her a letter basically equaling out to “only me kill you <3″Â
Joan beats up a cop in a boxing ring. Then she annoys Joan again so Joan prepares for round #2.
Joan shaves Sherlock’s head on purpose. At his request. He is bald or almost bald for several episodes.Â
Someone mocks Sherlock and Joan asks the man “what’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”
Joan threatens to stab Sherlock in the thigh with a push-pin if he doesn’t pay attention to a meeting (she has the push pin the whole scene in her hand)
Sherlock and Joan take down an entire drug gang in like a weekend.
Sherlock goads Gregson into marrying his girlfriend for insurance.
They keep roosters for like four episodes because Sherlock is trying to teach them to get along
Lestrade takes a helicopter to go down the block
“I’m Gay” “I am not” “No that’s my name. But I am actually gay, so it saves time.” “How efficient.”Â
Sherlock becomes friends with a serial killer
Sherlock and Joan need help with a case so they go visit a detective in stolen antiquities who demands their help with a SEPERATE case that Sherlock solves in ten seconds
“Tell me you didn’t start that fire” “I didn’t start that fire”Â
Sherlock’s solution to dealing with annoying neighbors is to start sculpting bushes with a chainsaw
In order to stop Marcus from assaulting someone, Sherlock assaults them first
Joan gets attacked by a serial killer and when Sherlock looks at her with big puppy eyes of apology she tells him that she’ll break his rib if he apologizes
One of Marcus’ professors refuses to teach Marcus because of a grudge they hold against Sherlock
“I’ve been robbed. How offensive.”
A LOT of people Joan knew get murdered (this is weird now that I’m thinking about it, I can think of at least three people)
Mycroft and Joan dated
“Her first hidden body, you must be so proud.” “You’re jesting, but I am.”Â
“You don’t know I play the violin?” “Until last week I didn’t know you ate food.”Â
Sherlock gets into a disagreement with his father and his solution to dealing with his frustration is to squeeze an entire honey jar down the drainÂ
Joan publishes a book detailing Sherlock’s life SOLEY for revenge after ReichenbachÂ
No one can understand Sherlock’s texting except for Joan, who used the fact he WASN’T talking like a teenager to realize he’d been kidnappedÂ
“It’s the orange high lighter, it always brings bad luck.”
Joan dyes her hair blonde to deal with a personal crisesÂ
Joan and Sherlock lie under oath about breaking into people’s houses because they “heard puppies and babies under distress”
“Holmes and Watson are tracking down some sort of Holmes and Watson thing.”
Joan’s adoption lawyer lies about failing to notify her of meetings and Sherlock gets a king involved
Joan meets her sister because her sister runs an illegal poker game
Clyde. Just. Clyde
Joan’s mother tells her that she thinks Joan’s brother is having an affair and when Joan vents her frustration about this, Sherlock tells her she can (and should) cut off her family
The first half of season three is basically Joan and Sherlock mentoring/parenting KittyÂ
Sherlock was SO CONFIDENT that his father wouldn’t show up to the meeting that he hired an actor to stand-in for his father (and he was right)
A consistent running gag of the series is Sherlock waking up Joan in new and strange ways
“Uncle Detective” “My child is not calling you detective.”Â
“What does the moon landing have to do with someone trying to kill your father?” “Nothing. Or everything.”Â
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neither of them are sure how it's so confusing to be able to have what you want.
until it's not.
#chapter 1 of 2#fran x cc#cc x fran#francc#ccbds#cc babcock defence squad#the nanny#my fic#won't you
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this close to publishing the next part of won't you but have tied myself into a structure for titles and now i can't figure out what it's called.
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as someone who's been through lesbian situationship this is so true
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