hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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no one supports you like an internet friend you never met
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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"The gods' chosen" "the gods' champion" no that's the god's little wind up toy. The gods' chew toy. The gods' favorite barbie doll
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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To my approximately 5 followers and whoever happens across this, I'm working on a Gojo x reader fic and might post a preview soon
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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
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it's okay guys i adopted them after this. they're safe
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'i can fix him (no really i can)' and its sukuna
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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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They were so insane for this
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