When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

reblog to hit the person u rebloged from with a water balooon

rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

giving the mutuals a mango 🥭

ending questions with !! instead of ?? is always so fun. asking my friend ‘how was your day!!!!’ to convey that im equally excited to just talk to them as i am to receive the actual information. if not more so

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

I think it’s so funny when negative emotions cancel themselves out. I’ll be nervous about a presentation but I’m too tired to be nervous. Or you’re not in the mood to get something done but due date panic gives you motivation. You’re sleep deprived but something makes you mad and wakes you up. The brain is incredible. What a shit show.

meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

• attractive

• into the same shit as you

• kind and understanding

• humorous

• good company

• easy to talk to

CONS:

• live in the middle of nowhere or on jupiter

Saw a post and I didn't like that person's opinions.

sunset ride

soft breeze

him!!!!!!

i’d follow him to hell and back but i wish he’d just stop going there