I like to live life dangerously. On the edge...next to the beware signs. #dangerousLife #VivaLaVidaLoco 😄 #SignsWontStopMe #Shenanigans #OrangeHatTooBright #Incognito #LikeABoss😎 #ConquerTrespassing

So I was walking through the mall on the 2nd floor and took a gander below...saw this pervert wearing a red jumpsuit that looked straight out of prison. He was calling kids over to sit on his lap! And the parents couldn't care less..talk about problems in the South!! #Pervert #MallDrama #RedJumpsuit #MatchingBoots #FatDude #SantaWho #PervertLine #LapDance #NoConqueringHere

"Fall Biking" ..your doing it wrong. I took this picture as a joke & a couple minutes later... I am hauling butt down a hill 🚴 A bridge I did cross A nasty turn in my way With ego filled mind I bravely embraced The idiot move Of braking while wet. With panic and fear I swerved to stay clear Of a behemoth tree That was bigger than me. I flew like an eagle So happy and free The landing was brutal And tears I did see. Thank God for the Helmet That saved my large head And if the helmet was smaller I'd probly be dead. With bruises and scratches I peddled back home A tale for the ages So dramatic and true. My instagram family This one's for you! 😂 #TaleForTheAges #Drama #FallBiking #YourDoingItWrong #BigHead #BiggerEgo #StayHumble #ConquerATale Lesson Learned:If you make fun of something, it will come back to you...Sooner than you think! 👊

"Wolverine" Those are my real claws. If you want something bad enough, you got to be willing to put the work in! #Wolverine #HughJackmansBrother #SharpenedClaws #GoalChaser #BeLionStrong #GetMotivated #BeALegend #ConquerWithClaws

#MCM to the one and only Dwayne Johnson @therock This man's goal here is to be the hardest worker in the room. This is why he is so motivational to me. Every day is #Conquer Day!!! #therock #HardestWorkerInTheRoom #EpicCheatMeals #Hercules #motivator #EatBig #OrGoHome #MuscleOnMuscles #CanYouSmellWhatTheRockIsCookin #LionStrong #KeepConquering

Driving in the fall...no time to pay attention to the road.😇 #FallDrive #SundayFunday #PostNewspring #ChipotleFueled #EyesOffTheRoad #NoDeersWillStopMe 😛 #ThatsRightiAddedAnS #ConquerTheFallDrive

Breakfast with the Bae. "Bacon And Eggs" 😆 #BAE #BaconAndEggs #SmileyFaceEatery #SmileMore #EatMore #LifeIsGood #OinkOink #WilburIsDelicious #BaconAddict🐷 #BreakfastAtTheChaykas #ConquerBreakfastWithASmile ☺

Me when getting out of the shower...minus the cute teddy bear.🐻 He stays next to my pillow. 😍 #BearHairDay #NeedPantene #WarWithDandruff #WetWithNoRegret #GummyBearsTasteGood #OffTopic #ConquerBearHair

Work for treat 💪 The things you want most in life you have to work for. #staymotivated #stayhungry #eatAcookie #smilemore #believe #achieve #Conquer 😉

After a long hard day of doing nothing, I had to reward myself with The Millhouse Pizza🍕 and some cheese bread. #pizzapizza #GetInMyBelly #FatAndHappy #ManlinessPerfected #EatBigToGetBig #Pizzavore #lifeisgood #NoRestForTheStomach #ConquerPizza

With all the protein farts I been havin, this will come in handy. Throw it in the gym bag! I don't know if 270 bags will be enough for the week..😅 Don't hold it in, Frozen said to "Let it Go!" #proteinfarts #poopbag 💩😷 #NotJustForDoggies #BigDawg #GymBagAccessory #SurvivalKit #OutdoorFriendly Ages 15+ #FartFriendly #FlatulenceFinest #NoWorries #SmileMore 😃 #ConquerTheFarts 💪😆

Woke up to this!! ❄⛄😍 #snow #jackfrost #WinterIsComing #LetItSnow #SnowMageddon #SnowAngels #SnowBallFight #ByMyself #IDC #NipplyWeather #GodisGood #LifeisGood #ConquerTheSnow 💪❄

Spidy senses are tingling. Work Shenanigans 😆 #Spiderman #shenanigans #AllergicToWork #spiderpig #ArmOfFury 💪 #ConquerSpiderman

God is a master Painter! Michaelangelo got nothing on him! #Godisgood #MasterPainter #LightUpTheSky #Almighty #BeautifulMorning #Amazing #GodConquers

Fitting for the day. Thank you everyone who wished me a happy birthday! My mom did all the work 😜 And everyone who didn't, its OK, just don't let it happen again 😲 hahaha #birthdaycake #oreos #Oldman #FatAndHappy #GetInMyBelly #23cycles #MadeAnotherYear #Godisgood #lifeisgood #conquerbirthday 🎂 No oreos were hurt during this process...💩

Factory worker by day....Batman by night! City needs saving!...where is my cape?! 💪#batman #capeless #needbiggermask #whereisHe #gothamcitywatchout #manofabs #tothebatmobile #letthegainzbegin #AlfredWhereIsMyCape #batmanconquers 😎

"Zhatva" Fruit & Veggies make for a healthy life. Giving of thanks to God for a healthy spirit. #veggietales 🍅 #bethankful #foodforthesoul #Godisgood #lifeisgood #conquerthankfulness