@livingbythewords not to attack you personally, or anything…
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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Max Richter, walking his dog in a park nearby, be like:
He’s a musician
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Not all Disney Princesses wear tiaras!
❤️
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it's, like, the opposite of giving kids ed / food issues...
sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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In a dystopian world, as an epidemic spreads through verbal communication, a tyrannical institution pursues a linguist immune to the disease...
What an amazing concept?!
I hope it grows into, like, coffeeshop AU or Sentinel/Guide fanfic status every fandom needs!
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Go, Magellan, Go!
Please kindly vote for Polish Pallas Cat!
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I stan Dr Clair Cameron Patterson!
<screams in 'punks not dead'>
@livingbythewords - bunt przeciwko systemowi?
TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.
via ift.tt
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chew through
Certain ability to say less
is more in the tone of your voice or the lack of inflection.
It's in avoiding a particular guess,
pointing and wishing for the complete opposite reflection.
You do it all the time, compliment
abilities of those you think are beneath you and need
follow-up advice for improvement.
Speaking stone-faced, giving all hallmarks of a good deed.
Telling me that it softens the blow
of criticism, but I always worked better with the aim
that people should just get on with a show,
grow thicker skin if they couldn't handle the rough game.
You are handy at reining in those
that would sooner chew through a lead than heel.
For all intents and purposes, you chose
to be alarmingly formidable at making me kneel.
(inspiration)
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Lila is an independent feline who needs no man...
Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!
Causal friday in a calico’s life!
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